ONESHOTS

—Night Shift (4k, RN! reader, enemies-to-lovers, meet ugly)

You and Spencer tell the team (and the kids) how you met. It's not...the best love story, but it's yours.

—The Curse of the Love Sweater (established relationship, fluff, autumn vibes)

You've been with Spencer forever. But he's never kept a secret...until now. It doesn't take too long for you to figure out what he's stitching up behind your back...

—Stay Stay Stay (angst with a happy ending, BAU reader)

You're leaving the Bureau after a long, messy decade. But somebody'd like you to stay.

—Birthday Candles; Kiss Me Slow (angst, Spencer's birthday, established relationship_

Birthdays kind of suck. But at least you're together.

—Star Light, Star Bright (4k, camping, pure fluff)

The team goes camping on a long weekend. Turns out, it's pretty damn easy to tell someone how you feel under a starry night sky.

—Lucky Strike (2k, bowling date night w the team, fluff)

Spencer surprises his girlfriend. Established relationship fluff ensues.

SERIES

—Like You A Latte (12k, fem!reader, coffee shop AU)

You're a barista. He's a caffeine addicted profiler. Five drinks you serve your favorite regular, and one drink you both share.

—Temporarily, Indefinitely, Forever (20 fucking K), fem!reader, fake dating, fluff and angst)

Tired of being chronically single and teased about it, the Reader and Spencer Reid make a deal. They'll fall in love; just for the holiday season. Their arrangement is temporary, right?

BLURBS

—Fireflies (600 words, fluff, wedding antics)

A few words of wisdom, a warm summer night, and dancing.

—Unbreakable (1k words, emotional angst, s9 injury)

For the first time, the Reader confronts the reality that she might lose Spencer. Hospital Jell-O fluff ensues.

—Popcorn's Ready (like 400 words, fluff, jealousy)

It's movie night, and the actor's hot. Spencer's having none of it.

FINALLY updated my masterlist bc i have written SO much since i made it so if you're looking for everything i've ever posted here it is :)

every little thing

pairing: Dr. Spencer Reid / fem!reader

genre: light angst with a happy ending

WC: 3.7k

content warning: vague mentions of food, reader uses she/her pronouns (in accordance with the song)

notes: this has been a wip for so freaking long and i'm so glad to finally put it to rest lol. and ALL the thanks to my incredibly kind and talented beta reader @behindyourbarrette!!

the fic is set to Every Little Thing She Does is Magic by The Police, so I recommend taking a listen before/while you read! (and if you like that, here is a version by Jacob Collier that's also fantastic.) thank you all so much for reading, feedback is always appreciated ♡

Though I've tried before to tell her

Of the feelings I have for her in my heart

Every time that I come near her

I just lose my nerve as I've done from the start

Spencer has been told by his teammates, a million and a half times, that he should “just do it.” Just tell her how you feel, the worst that could happen is that she says she’s not interested. But that’s not the worst that could happen. Spencer could tell you how he feels and then immediately pass out from the social and emotional energy it took, forcing you to help him, possibly touching him in the process. And he doesn’t want you to do that if you hate him, which you very well might after he reveals his affections. Furthermore, if you hate him, he can’t ever hang out with you anymore, even just as friends. That would be his worst-case scenario. So pretty much every time Derek talks him into approaching you, he gets halfway to your desk before remembering that possibility and countless others, and veers off to talk to someone else or go to the break room instead.

On one such occasion, he finds himself bumping directly into Garcia; he must have been on the way to her batcave.

“Oh, Boy Genius! I saw that cowardice on the bullpen cameras! Come with me, my foolish love.” And she grips his wrist forcefully as she tugs him back the way she had come from a moment prior.

YEEEEEEEESSSSS NEW NONEE FIC 💘💓💞💕😍💖💗😍💝 this has literally everything i adore in spencer fics. chef’s kiss. so honored to have beta read 😌🤩🤩

Find a Penny, Pick it Up

Summary: reader finds a good luck charm

Pairing: Spencer Reid x FemBAU!Reader

Word Count: 2740

Genre: fluff, as per usual <3

Content Warning: brief descriptions of case-related violence (gunshots, injury while in pursuit), kissing

A/N: this fic is a long time coming! i got super hung up with editing and ended up re-writing certain parts like... fifteen times over the course of a couple months. also avoided working on it by making my first header collage. anyway! i'm finally happy with it and hope you all enjoy it too :)

A glint of copper stopped you in your tracks and you bent down to pick up the penny without a second thought. It’s funny how things change. Growing up you never understood good luck charms, couldn’t see why people would choose to believe in an invisible, immeasurable force over their own agency and abilities.

But if people are a tapestry of those we surround ourselves with—if the traits of our friends and family start to weave into the complex fabric of our own personalities—then you suppose you have your best friend from college to thank for the new outlook. Whenever she found a penny, she’d drag you to the nearest gas station to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket, using the coin to reveal the hidden symbols. She never won anything more than ten dollars or another free ticket that turned out to be a bust, but she’d look at you with a gleam in her eye and remark how lucky she was regardless. You’d give a good natured laugh, at the very least appreciative for the brief adventure, for the small moment of anticipation that her superstition created.

So when you spotted the penny face-up on the sidewalk on your way to the final round of interviews for your dream job, you picked it up and slipped it into your pocket. While you know you ended up becoming the newest member of the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit purely of your own merit, you couldn’t help but give the coin a bit of credit.

Because that was also the day you met Spencer Reid.

i am still on hiatus clearly!!! but have no fear i am still itching to write and i will be back eventually :)

forgot to mention that if u like a) me or b) my words i am decently active on @icedchailover these days so mosey on over lol

Equilibrium

There are three different types of tears: reflex tears; continuous tears; and emotional tears. Reflex tears help clear debris—like smoke and dust—from your eyes. Continuous tears lubricate our eyes and help protect them from infection. Emotional tears are what you've been crying ever since you got home from your latest case.