An Interview with Sirius Vance
Schninner: Sirius’ interview is all done! And I think I did a good job capturing his… Sirius-ness. HA! Anyways, up next is Luna’s interview.
OC(s): Sirius Vance
Makayla Fray/Red Comet
Characters:
Dinah Lance / Black Canary
Warning: None
Word Count
Sirius: Ooh! What’s happening here? *Plops down on sofa and leans back comfortably* Is this a- what do you Americans call it, a date?
Canary: I… don’t think you know the proper context of that word
Sirius: Why of course I do Love *winks*
Canary: *sighs* right, Makayla warned me about your tendency to-
Sirius: -be a wickedly handsome star that can charm any living creature in existence?
Canary: …
Sirius: *sighs wistfully* Ahh, Makayla, always does say the sweetest things. But all flirting aside doc, the lovely Fray did debrief me on what was happening here, *spreads arms* and I’m an open book! So ask away.
Canary: Right… *Shuffles paper on lap* We’re just going to do a quick background check on you after this, just to see if you are who you say you are.
Sirius: *chuckles* that might be a bit hard doc, seein that I’m about 200 years old, I don’t think your… What did Fray call it? Wiffy?
Canary: WI-FI?
Sirius: *point at her excitedly* there we go, that’s it! I don’t think your WI-FI will be able to get much off me.
Canary: Why don’t you humor me, hmm?
Sirius: Ahh, very well! I could never resist a pretty face. One of my few weaknesses.
Canary: *sighs irritably* Just-
Sirius: *holds up finger* shh, say no more. Let me tell you the humble back story of our brave hero! You see, I wasn’t always the blue wonder you see before you Las, I was a fare skinned English boy gifted with incredible power, which, sadly in the country of England was mistaken for witchcraft. So my parents and all us little ones made our way to a little town in Ireland, where we set up our roots and I was forced to keep my brilliant powers a secret.
Canary: I’m guessing, due to the fact that your sitting here, that you did no such thing.
Sirius: Of course I didn’t! I mean, have you seen my powers? How couldn’t I share them with the rest of the world?
Canary: *Obviously done with his Bull shit* Okay, let’s move onto something else. Zatana informs me that you were cured by a very powerful and infamous witch. Care to tell me how that happened?
Sirius: Would you believe me if I said it was an act of unjust punishment? Of jealousy?
Canary: No.
Sirius: Ahh, smart girl. Well, as you might have already figured out, I tend to be…
Canary: Full of yourself.
Sirius: …Quite vocal about my talent. Especially when it came to the local witch of the town. And I admit, I might have taken things a bit too far, and by that, I mean I might have used my powers to accidentally purposely destroy half of her house.
Canary: *blinks a few times* You… destroyed her house.
Sirius: and she totally overreacted. Told me I had to big of an ego, and she was sick of listening to me talk, blah blah blah, just a whole bunch of villainy monologue stuff before, ZAP! I was suddenly hurdled into the sky, and blue of all things! The rest I’m sure you know, I was there for a few hundred years till I got those fun little horror visions from our Dearest Red Comet. I wited a while after she was free before I talked to her, you should have seen her face, it was priceless! Then she came and freed me, and here I am!
Canary: …You seem surprisingly okay with your whole ordeal.
Sirius: *picks at nails* yeah, well, what’s that saying you Americans use? What’s happened, happened. I can’t change it, so why dwell on it? *looks up* Unless you thnk otherwise doc, care to shareyour professional opinion?
Canary: Well, I believe you deeply regret things that you’ve done Sirius. And you cover that rgret up with humor, trying to convince your self that if you can fool others,you might be able to fool your self. *leans forward* but it’s okay to feel regret Sirius, in fat it’s perfectly healthy. And there’s no shame in admitting it.
Sirius: *stunned silence*
*Alarm goes off*
Sirius: *quickly standsup and rushes to the door* Well, it’s been fun Las, but I’ve got a red-eyed beauty that I don’t want to keep waiting! *leaves*