Dr. Horrible Sentence Starters
"Wow, sarcasm. That's original."
"The day needs my saving expertise."
"Man's got to do what a man's got to do."
"Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean - yeah, you do... Do you?"
"Dude. You're NOT my nemesis."
"The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it."
"Love your hair."
"Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I have to go."
"What a crazy random happenstance!"
"I cannot believe my eyes... how the world's filled with filth and lies."
"Do I even know you?"
"I think this is what pain feels like."
"Give my regards to St Peter... or whoever does his job... but in hell."
"You idiot!"
"I should've known you were behind this!"
"Um, actually I went on a date."
"We're meeting now for the first time."
"And I get what you want."
"My wish is your command."