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this video is 1 second long. in one minute i could watch it 60 times. in 2 i could watch it 120. in an hour i could watch it 3,600 times. in a year i could watch it 31,536,00. in a decade - if i spend the next 10 years of my life watching this video - i could watch it 315532800 times. this is incredible. this video is my past present and future
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sometimes i mourn the fact we will never see what harry would be like if sirius had been proven innocent and raised him but then i remember that potter puppet pals is a thing that exists
When your bio says “I don’t have a gag reflex”
This used to be sand in the New Mexico desert, until the world’s first nuclear bomb (Trinity) turned it into green glass. (Source)
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I’ve seen so many of these posts for trans boys but never for the lovely ladies, so here are some tips to feel a bit more feminine if you’re not out
Glossy chapstick, if asked about it say you just have chapped lips and it works well, or if you want a tint and can stand it, those cheap Pepsi/cola chapstick make your lips looks red [you can make them very red or less depending on how much you use]
If your family isn’t to judgey you could wear foundation or just buy it for yourself and say you’re embarrassed about acne or a scar or something,
If you’re more into emo/goth culture thats a good excuse to grow out your hair/wear makeup
You could wear panties under your boxers and just do your own laundry, and buy a feminine outfit you can wear when by yourself, and/or girly sleeping clothes
You can get yourself a pink hello kitty shirt or pink backpack or something like little girls would wear and say you got it to be ironic
If you’ve got a close friend you could get matching rings/necklaces/bracelets and say it’s for friendship or a cute girl/boy made you a bracelet in class and it makes you happy to wear it [or lie about having a close friend and just wear the jewelry]
Spandex. Like the thing to hide your tummy? It accents curves real nice and you can wear it under so many things, or if you can’t do that cuz you’ll get found out get long underwear, like the long black shirt and pants you wear in winter? They work amazing too
Get your ears periced if you can
Write your self a message on you’re phone, using the correct pronouns, or get your backround to “you go, girl!” Or something like that and just say irony/ it was a friends prank and you wanna keep it/ it just empowers you Nd u couldn’t find a “you go, boy!”
Change your blog to be a bit more ‘girly’ and make ur videogame characters girls and use your preferred name!! You can just say its supposed to be a random person or a celebrity really of you want
And get yourself a notebook and write about yourself in like third person using your preferred name and pronouns and if found just say your writing a story or it’s for school
Wear longer socks that cover your calf cause they cover your legs if you can’t shave them
Shave your legs if you can, if not your arms and armpits [just say you sweat a lot and that would help ]
Wear girls deordeant if you can
Use lotion. Sounds simple but rlly, mosteruise after you shower, soft skin and plus thats thought of a more feminine activity, plus u can get you some really nice smelling stuff and just says it works well or you didn’t realize it was that strong when you got it or didn’t realise it would smell like that at all
Pinching your cheeks makes them a bit blushy [not for that long] but you could do it when meeting people and such
Get a cute stuffed animal for your bed and just say its from a girl/boy you like or irony
Blow dry your hair instead of towel dry, it makes your hair fluffy and soft
Use girls shampoo or body wash
Wear light colors
Wear tighter clothes or floral things
And remember you are a girl whether you’re out or not or if people believe you
[Feel free to add on and if you have questions or anything, just message me, lovelies!! ♡]
I feel like I’m wearing damned heels if I get a boot with a thick enough back heel, if you like high heels and want to wear them then try this (unless you’re a tall girl with bad enough height dysphoria that you would be affected too negatively by this). Local culture/your look permitting you could try cowboy boots for example. Especially because they’re pretty unisex and you could buy women’s boots without anyone knowing but you, and shopping in the ladies’ section whether IRL (you will never see the sales associates again and you could say it was a mistake you wound up in that aisle if they try to guide you over to the men’s section) or online might feel good for you. The website Long Tall Sally has women’s boots for girls with big feets, and Payless is good at having bigger sizes in ladies’ shoes too.
Thanks you for adding on!
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mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”
Doctor’s hand writing and Pharmacists able to read it are to be feared
The return of Calzone Boy.
The face of someone who has just won
put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream
me: tries my darndest
me: isn’t worth a darn
its still crazy to me how much of today’s political discourse can be genealogically traced back to Katie Holmes marrying Tom Cruise which caused a lot of attention on their relationship (especially the Oprah interview) which resulted in attention given to Cruise’s Scientology which caused that South Park episode about Scientology which caused 4chan users to start publically protesting against Scientology which resulted in the introduction of “Anonymous” as a quasi-political movement/identity to emerge in the public sphere
What your headache is tellin you
I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed
Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines
1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better. 2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples.
This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have
i thought this image was a shitpost at first
can you believe i got a promotion
Pls watch this I nearly got fired for this
chuckie got them…
