you are my peach, you are my plum
talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
bed time now............
god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony
most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer
me if i stopped complaining on tumblr dot com
we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
Them again. What can I say? They're so memeable it hurts 😂
feeling like a hideous creature. #hideouscreature
emotional processing is so funny because sometimes you’ll be violently sobbing on your bedroom floor over something that happened 4 years ago and then you’ll just. get up and make coffee. and go to the grocery store. and take all this fundamental sadness for a walk. and ponder the cosmic experiences of humanity while eating a sandwich. and that’s healing.