found this while organizing my old files, not half as hilarious as the original but still made me laugh and that’s somethin’ right
humansider by @lapinneok
forget about Corvo Attano's 54 yo creaky joints & old man bones and start thinking about this man being 6'4" and half of his head peeking above the crates and furniture when he squats and the guards or whomever not thinking it to be sus
outsider itinerary Month of Rain, 1852
1: become human 2: immediately get hospitalized for catching all the diseases
#fucking fine#I'll make someone take my h!outsider to the doctor for his vaccines#i didn't even think about doing that for him#but he's gonna spend a month in the hospital just so he doesn't fucking die of measels or some shit
i'm picturing billie dropping him off at one of those pet quarantine places so it's just like
the ocean eyes, bearing the grief of time and space
I'm once again vibing dh, don't mind me
did not appreciate having to go to urgent care
especially when all they did was tell me to go to the er
worlds worst vampire strikes again (iron deficiency)
get eated, idiot
i should draw something other than corvo's face at some point but not right now
plus, bonus:
I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket
so my mans is hanging in there, he wouldn't eat or pee at the hospital but he has at home 🤷🏽♀️
I think it's partially the meds, partially being home, and partially just me. I'm his emotional support human 🖤 so we're taking it one day at a time
also thank you @horsyunicorn for the good vibes, it means a lot to me 😭
my poor baby is in the hospital :'( he's going to be OK, he's just a very constipated old man, but I'm his emotional support human and I had to leave him there :'''( 🐈⬛
update: he's doing great, still needing to stay but making progress :') I might visit him today 🐈⬛🖤
ok new update: bad news from the vet, he was dull and not eating so I wanted to see him. he perked up so much the vet said this was not the cat she'd seen earlier
I just wanted him home, that was most of the stress anyway, he's since forgiven me for all of it and he's in my bed with me now 😭 it's all I wanted (he probably did too)
my poor baby. I don't know how much longer we have but for now I'm ❤️🩹
my poor baby is in the hospital :'( he's going to be OK, he's just a very constipated old man, but I'm his emotional support human and I had to leave him there :'''( 🐈⬛
update: he's doing great, still needing to stay but making progress :') I might visit him today 🐈⬛🖤
my poor baby is in the hospital :'( he's going to be OK, he's just a very constipated old man, but I'm his emotional support human and I had to leave him there :'''( 🐈⬛