Did I hear someone ask for a playlist of all my favourite sea shanties?
Between the waves, Ivan Aivazovsky, 1898
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
thank you for being brave enough to pick up the torch and godspeed. may the bloodshed resume
may god have mercy on the souls of those that get too invested and can't see how the whole situation is hysterically funny 🙏🏼
🏴☠️ Tumblr Pirate Battle 🏴☠️
Round 3 - Side B
Crawling out of the woodwork bc of the recent pirate battle drama - holy shit I’m tempted to run pirate battle 2.0 that is JUST black sails vs ofmd characters. Fan the flames a little. It’s been a while since something was burning around here, and I crave the warmth.
OH FUCK YEAH ok this is the better outcome tbh
Crawling out of the woodwork bc of the recent pirate battle drama - holy shit I’m tempted to run pirate battle 2.0 that is JUST black sails vs ofmd characters. Fan the flames a little. It’s been a while since something was burning around here, and I crave the warmth.
Hot take
Anzac biscuits are to hardtack what lembas is to cram
You know what fuck this *puts on my seal skin and fucks off back to the ocean*
mermaid in love with the local fisherman
“Where you been all day?”
“Fishin”
Women may want you but the fish refuse to live in fear anymore.
What kind of fight do you bring this to
𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑝ℎ𝑠
“Just a casual night out with the girls”
*lures men to their watery deaths
Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
I see this and I've never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I'm biting through wood as we speak
God if I saw this in person I'd straight up start slithering. Start writhing
The way he just *clenches fist* makes water light up from the inside. Ugh, I once zoned out in front of one of his larger paintings in a gallery and came to, like, twenty minutes later, smelling saltwater and tasting driftwood.
This is his largest painting ever. It is 2,8×4,2 meters large. That is about 9'3"×14'1". It took him ten days to paint. This is a guy who painted normal-sized paintings in an hour, two, tops, according to contemporaries.
He was utterly unique.