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family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

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That's pointing to the left

Therapy isn’t enough I need to be adopted by a found family and commit a heist

Steve Harrington aka protective older brother and/or mama bear ↳ requested by anonymous + bonus

“Why do bad things always happen to me?” My blorbo in christ you are from my shows.

men will literally fry rice.

shrimp behaviour

we prefer the term short king

this video is making me SOB

good evening! what the fuck

the fact op is a sneeze fetish blog just makes this infinitely funnier

#GOD#HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MOVE TO ANOTHER WEBSITE#WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA GET GUT PUNCHED BY SENTENCES LIKE THAT ONE

saltwater room by @azurereapers is finally complete; definitely one of my fave fics in a while!

i know we dont expect anything of them but im dying to know if they literally forgot the lefou incident or if theyre openly admitting that that one was so bs that it doesnt count

time to dig out this meme again  

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

this is what boys will be boys means

the sport i’d add to the olympics is Stealing. there is no event or ceremony. whoever is able to locate and steal the medals technically earns them

This just feels right; it makes intuitive sense.

nothing boils my blood more than the mistreatment of peter maximoff by the x-men. he always did so much and never got even a shred of thanks for it.

i don’t have a mutation but i’d still fist fight each and everyone of them to defend his honour. and yanno what if it came down to it, i’d probably win.

what’re you gonna do erik??? hmmm?? you gonna rip the metal out of my blood?? no you’re not because i’m fucking iron deficient, fists up you piece of shit excuse for his father

charles??? gonna read my thoughts??? tough shit i don’t have any. say you appreciate peter for all he does for you or i’ll roll you off a cliff <3

peter, baby. move on, you can do better. you deserve better.

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.