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CHAHUT MAENAD

[ASSET RIP MASTER POST]

”take me to clown church” a little over three years ago i was in a sweaty conference room in manhattan visiting the now defunct WP NYC studio (which was in a shared space sort of… tech venture situation??) sitting in on what was usually a remote meeting. I nervously stood in front of andrew and my director at the time (whos name was also james come to think of it) as well as a handful of other people. Toby was conference calling in like we both usually did.

They said since i was visiting from out of town I didn’t have to present anything at this weeks meeting like i usually did. I said I had something to show them anyway, since I didn’t like to sit around idly and wanted to make the most of my studio visit. I stood there half-moist with gross air-dampness only new york in summer can really provide knowing I had one opportunity to wow them in person.

“alright. remember all those sound effects for that highblood minigame? like… seltzer water? light bulb? honks? squeaks? ok well, I made them into a beat and added some airhorns and tuba-”

“more tuba?” said toby over the call

“hell yeah brother more tuba”

anyway this was that song. It was going to be for a minigame sequence (somewhere in act 2) but i wanted to use it here. originally it didn’t have a melody so i wrote a melody on banjo since you should definitely be reading all of chahuts lines in a very slow, methodical louisiana genteel southern accent.

“SANGLE and ready tuh MANGLE” t / p / k

🤡My blog is a CLOWN SAFE SPACE🤡

Rb if yours is too!

Tonight!!!

Top Hats by forte-girl7

Sloppy doodle so i feel productive for once this summer hjdfhs

Run while theyre distracted, boy. Bonus, since tumblr quality sucks ass: x

THIS PART WAS SO FUNNY TO ME FOR SOME REASON

lord is it just me or do people who preach about “growth” and “learning from your mistakes”  just talk out their ass because ive never seen a site so hellbent on just. refusing to let people grow lmao

y’all: if you fuck up you gotta apologize, you gotta show that you’ve changed as a person and that you no longer agree with your actions/statement

someone: *does exactly that*

y’all: no not like that

Aged-up squish.

(Ich will nicht für’s Abi lernen.)

it isn’t long until caliborn tries sabotaging her operations because nobody wants his “service”

Honduran white bats! They make a tent by chewing the leaf to cause it to collapse downward like that, and then huddle up together inside to roost.

why do people think that “i wont be shopping here anymore” is such a violent threat. oh no. ill definitely be getting 40 lashes from my manager tomorrow

context: a girl came in to buy a lighter [which we have to id for] and she didnt have her id so she got pissed and left. a friend came in and tried to buy it for her [which we have to deny as well] and he got pissed and started acting like a jerk and said “i’m not going to shop here again” to which of course i didn’t care at all and then he gave me the middle finger as he was leaving [very tough!] but anyway if they were nicer and wouldve been like “i dont have my id but i understand u have to do that sometimes” i wouldve been able to bend the rules but