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@derppelganger / derppelganger.tumblr.com

Justin. 20-something. Husband. Father. Shooter.
Tight pants, tight groups.
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kylesquips

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

To clarify, shes the graphic designer of EVERY can and container of AriZona tea

damn she knows how to choose her colors

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swagfable

her website is literally a picture of the arizona green tea bottle and her contact info

what a legend
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halleycomets

does the existence of redwall abbey imply that there is a mouse pope? more at 11

i want to address the point that the redwall creatures seemed like protestants with the fact that this further implies a Mouse Reformation, featuring a mouse dissident and indeed.. a mouse pope

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elucubrare

While it is indeed possible that the theology of Redwall had deviated from the dicta of the Mouse Pope (Pope Mus IV), Protestants don’t, as far as I or the internet knows, have much of a monastic tradition, thus proving that they are Catholic and fall under the jurisdiction of the Holy (Mouse) See. In this essay, I will show that Martin the Warrior should have been excommunicated for his heresies

flagrantly disregarding the possibility that the Redwall animals could be Orthodox

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keshetchai

Guys they are Anglican, this means not only is there a mouse pope there was a mouse king who really wanted a divorce

At mouse scale, that would be Henry the 1/8th.

this is the only valid speculation thread my post has created

Brian Jacques was Catholic

This is the best post I have ever seen on this site.

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Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

THROW IT ALREADY

NYOOM

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this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

Powerful

The King has come!

A dog-sized cat is either a great idea or a terrible idea. 

Great idea

Show us a full body pic please @sabertoothwalrus

Here’s a picture from last week with Purry (16 years old) and Half-n-Half (still 7 months old)

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catpda

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

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i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

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grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

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discreet45

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
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quackatomic

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

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gunmemes

#FACTS

Completely disagree.

How so?

Well, being a cop myself… the idea is to use to overcome resistance. Escalation… open hand, OC, Boston, where justified lethal.

So let’s say there’s a person shooting in a mall… the tool you’ll allow the police is a pistol, or nothing at all?

The sign implies that police are only armed to implement a police state of control. That’s the furthest thing from the truth.

It’s borderline conspiracy theory. It’s bogus.

Or if there’s an unarmed guy on his knees sobbing and begging for his life, the only appropriate response is to empty a mag of 556 into his face because he’s not good at simon says.

…. if you say so. Because, that’s happened never in America. Maybe you meant to say, Muslim countries?

Look at these middle easterners

Cop put on paid leave!

Haven’t these folks heard of the concept of a “Porn-Blog?”

Jesus, at least then it’d be a little harder to clown on them. 

What an absolute embarrassment

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