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16 March: The Last Debate

Certainty of death, small chance of success...

... what are we waiting for?

Never forget what they took from us.

For those asking how it compares today

and also

And no the food hasn’t changed a damned bit.

Shoutout to everyone using receipts as bookmarks you’re providing valuable information to future scholars

Laughs in Argentinian

For a bit of fun linguistic trivia that only other nerds will care about (it's me. I'm the other nerds), i.e. stands for "id est" and e.g. stands for "exempli gratia."

New mogtome event's going great

Not gonna lie, this is exactly what got me into picking up ocean fishing and finally start levelling up FSH. I'm so glad the devs finally came up with something else other than "grind the exact same dungeons until next patch/expac" because gess what: that's exactly what people had been doing from the start.

I've never reached 50 mogtomes so fast and it was all by fishing, doing a specific bossfight, FATEs, hunts and, yes, a couple dungeons but it didn't feel like a boring, annoying and exhausting grind this time.

I've been very burned out on this game even before the patch MSQ started. I did not like the patch story, Zero and the whole story surrounding her did nothing for me tbf and the last two dungeons felt more like a chore, but this event got me into doing content I would've completely ignored otherwise.

Kudos to the dev team for that.

2b nier automata is literally the funniest protagonist of all time because since her design is so sexualized tons of people flooded to the game to look at big anime ass only for her in the very first second of gameplay, before you've even seen the characters, go "why are we here. just to suffer? god, im so fucking sad"

then because nier automata sold so well, due to it being fucking fantastic and the aforementioned anime ass, every gacha under the sun went "oh shit can we have collab with 2b please please please" and yoko taro (i assume) was like "yeah sure" so now she's in like 20 games surrounded by anime thotties going "uwaaah i really hope commander-san notices how short my skirt is!" and she's in the background going

and the best part is that her ass ended in FFXIV to the point everybody who wants an actual ass in that game is wearing it.

Bless that very weird round headed man.

What is he looking at?

The concentrated power of the sun coming towards him.

Decided that once I get to a 1000 day streak on Duolingo I’m breaking up with that fucking owl and deleting the app.

Good on you! That little owl has gotten very toxic in the past few years. DTMFA.

Had to look up DTMFA (Dump the mother fucker already) and laughed a lot.

Can’t wait to punt that little cunt into the sea.

His days are numbered.

I’ll be free by February.

If that was the case you’d be prying that app from my cold dead hands.

Feeling quite vindicated I’m getting rid of Duolingo after this.

Duolingo terminated the contracts of a huge proportion of their translators. The remaining ones are babysitting an AI model churning out sentences.

Join me in punting that little green cunt into space. Delete your account and delete the app.

... aw man and I was looking forward to retaking my German exercises.

That's not how CAT tools should be used tho...

... imagine using League of Legends as your emotional support.

Time to Choose…

It’s a tough choice for one particular gnome tonight. Who would you listen to, Chromie or Morchie…? Commission for Lilli!  As usual, alternate versions and earlier looks can an be found on my discord server - current invite link is on twitter! —– @PlanktonHeretic Commission Info | Commission Queue | Patreon Tip Jar

"Why shouldn't I Chromie? Other Chromie is making a very compelling argument and I haven't seen a shred of proper evidence as to why not."

for my male audience

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

Ooh, the way it cracks into ripples is very satisfying

That needs to be the basis for a sci fi special effect

*golf clap*

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

It has been, 500 years.

THIS IS MY JAM

TELL ME WHERE IS GANDALF

FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH HIM