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the masculine urge

the feminine urge

the human urge to yearn for the existence of dragons

#relatable

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

Wait whoa

op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that

May I introduce y’all to my whole stance on criticism?

Customer (derogatory)

mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech

modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds

Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

trump’s whole “every time they count more ballots there are more votes” is the exact same logic as when he was like “every time we test for covid there are more cases” like yes my boy that’s how it works

Say dicks sporting goods and no one bats an eye

Say penis sporting goods and society goes wild

Dick is short for Dickolas

What is penis short for?

Haha penis short

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

i don’t know if this is true, and frankly i do not care because this is easily the funniest thing i’ve ever read

if there’s one hill i’ll die on it’s being mad that they cut in noctem from the half blood prince movie

if you don’t know what that is, google it, it’s haunting

How many dots did this take me

how many pens do you think they went through?

congrats to tom for finally seeing his first woman through the film chaos walking

she snapped

You tryna tell me barie got a YouTube Channel

YESSSS!!!!!

Lets talk about this.