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Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.
this is still so funny
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human: dude you've been in our d&d group for literally like three years, you don't need to keep asking if you're invited every time
vampire: i knowww, i just get anxious ok?
human: oh fair
I feel personally attacked. Lol
IT’S CALLED AN AESTHETIC, SUSAN.
sexy evil characters who snap their fingers to activate their powers could do anything to me
MATRIX THEMED DRAG PERSONA CALLED NEO PRONOUNS
Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.
This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.
Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything
How do Mind Flayers decide which brains to eat and which brains to insert tadpoles into?
Boneability
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt
the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho
hot weather lovers be like yessss i love when my asscrack is sweaty and my skin is sticky and when every insect in a 4 mile radius is sent real time GPS coordinates of my legs
We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate
everyone when i roll up
greeting the mutuals
