chill your fight boner

hi here's a booklist of contemporary poetry (ZLibrary, epubs + PDFs, free to download). already more than 100 books, but plan to add more as they become available + as i read them <3 enjoy!

YOU SHOULD HAVE RAISED A BABY GIRL I SHOULDVE BEEN A BETTER SON (ig: erunmari)

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”

due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes

sometimes u just gotta do things because 12 y/o you would think you’re literally the coolest for doing those things

Cheetah calls for his sibling. (via)

I don't like change and I also need things to be constantly changing. hope that helps

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

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yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

idgaf if a man has nipple piercings im still making him fix the tv

i don’t understand how inflation isn’t an easily solvable issue like just stop raising the prices??? that’s you. you’re doing that. just stop.

“no but EVERYONE is raising prices” stop giving into peer pressure. if all the other businesses jumped off a bridge would you do it? stop it.