(special thanks to @latent-thoughts for the incredibly fun and TOTALLY ME banner!)
**All works are NSFW, 18+, explicit, and Loki x OC unless otherwise stated. Works are tagged on AO3 for trigger warnings, non-con/dub-con, and other potentially objectionable material. Please consume your content with discretion. Enjoy!
Guys. They figured us out!
A lovely art, by one of my good friends, LokaBrenna, on Instagram.
Please like the art on her page:
That’s beautiful!!!
So I fell down this rabbit hole on @/animarvelita on TikTok with all these AI images of Bucky!! Now I want to go back an reread all my fav fan fiction with these images in mind 😍
@caffiend-queen look at the vampire!!!
What's your absolute favorite fic you've ever posted?
Oh man, this is like choosing between children. 😅
Probably a tie between I Will Always Test You & Thirst. The former, because it was my first RP based fic, and it was not just a fic, it was a feeling, an emotion, that I shared with @emeraldrosequartz (it was also the beginning of our friendship 🥰). The latter, because it was based on such a ridiculous premise, the comments it got were the funniest I've ever received. 😂
YES! “IWATY” was special - a random RP that was supposed to be a one-shot that turned into 178k words of pure delight. That and “Pursuit of a Simple Life” are my absolute favorites.
And ONE OF THESE DAMN DAYS we are gonna finish our unfinished fics (Himalayan Refuge and Apsara’s Curse especially) AND post our yet-unreleased fic with a fabulous plus-size OFC. Ugh…so much I want to do, so little bandwidth!
Love you @latent-thoughts !!!
Both.......both is good......😏😏💚💚
I warn you Midgardian, do not test my patience. I will not hesitate to silence you myself.
And then what?
Wait.... Wha-what? Well, aren't you an unusual creature? Not what I expected and I am rarely taken by surprise.
Oh! Oh! You like me! You like me! I'm ready. I'm coming. I'm coming.
STOP RIGHT THERE! I said nothing of the sort.
Ok. Ok. You're in charge. Whatever you say. My body is ready.
Ahhh, I see you have no intention to obey. I advise you stand as still as possible for just a moment.
My knife work with such speed that you will be divested of all garments before you even blink.
@vbecker10 @mochie85 @sinsandguilt @lokisgoodgirl @lovealltimelow @littlespaceyelf @michelleleewise @caffiend-queen @alexakeyloveloki
@latent-thoughts , didn't you and @emeraldrosequartz write one with knife play?
@dangertoozmanykids101 It has come to a point where I'm not even sure anymore, because I have like 10 different knife kink ideas running through my head rn.
Did we? @emeraldrosequartz ? 😄😄😄
Does my present effort for a Bucky x reader x Loki fic count? Because there's definitely knife kink in there. 😜 (I'm not sure when I'll finish and publish it but I'm trying.)
Wait @latent-thoughts You’re asking ME to remember?! 😂🤷♀️ Girl I have no idea. Probably, at some point, we did. Sorry @dangertoozmanykids101 , can’t help you, but I can complete the poem.
He is beauty, he is grace
He will stab you in the face
He is smiling, he is charm
He will stab you in the arm
He is danger, he is lies
He will stab you and say “Surprise!”
But he is baby trauma bean
It’s not his fault that he’s so mean
Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 of SHADOW AND BONE and the KING OF SCARS DUOLOGY.
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My fan casting for Season 3. Because OF COURSE I’m already needing it in my life. Let me know what you think!
Yuri:
Tom Sturbridge, *Dream* from *The Sandman.*
Sankta Elizaveta:
Gwendolyn Christie, *Brianne of Tarth* from *Game of Thrones.*
Sankt Juris:
Colin Firth, from all sorts of things 😂 Kingsmen most recently, I think.
Sankt Gregori:
Sir Ian McKellan. You know him, you love him.
every time i get a new follower who isn’t a porn bot:
Welcome new followers! I’ll try not to scare you away too quickly… 😁
We be reading it all serious like it’s Shakespeare or something.
Who else was called out? 😂
Guurl, we're writing them. 😏😏😏
Available here:
Oh boi!
I want it I want it I want it!!!! *grabby hands.*
big scary bad guy who misses his wifey so much that he has gold incorporated into his kefta?!? like baby that is the color of your enemy and not your aesthetic at all! he down bad fr
Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tumblr is being A Troll
and my spiritual blog is
Here For It.
🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌
I am actually tempted to do this, if only to support trolling that god-awful policy.
I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.
That’s an excellent distinction.
Why are we italicizing?
To convince.
To convince who?
The Italians
I love every bit of this. Damn Italians.
I’M NOT SORRY
You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.
The stone was immovable, in the past. Indestructible. A spire of granite no mortal hand could even alter.
But mortal hands build clever tools, and these last few hundred years I have lived in dread that they will break this, my sacred stone, the last link that preserves me, a faint shadow of a forgotten god. While my sacred stone stands, I do not, quite, fade away.
I am in a park, now, clipped and tamed, my forests long gone. But they landscape around me and my stone, admiring its beauty, so I do not complain. While they take pleasure in the stone, I am safe.
There is a playground a few lengths away, and the laughter and happy shrieking rouse me a little from my sleep. I watched over children, once. It’s nice to hear them again.
But I don’t truly awaken until the Offering is made.
Little hands touch my stone, with curiosity and a sort of reverence that only the very young feel now. For a child young enough the world is still a mystery, and even an ancient granite stone provokes wonder. So I stir, when she touches the stone, becoming hazily aware.
And then, solemnly, the child places a tiny colourful object in the roughly shaped alcove in the stone’s side, the place where offerings were laid two thousand years ago and more, and I awaken. Many people have put things in that alcove, of course… to take pictures, usually, these days, or putting a lost object where it will be seen. Merely to place an object in the alcove isn’t enough. A true offering is given as a gift, with intent.
As this is.
… But it’s perfect, so sit your bum down and watch it, right to the end. Hell, sing along, the chorus is really easy to learn.
For my friends @evieplease and @ms-cellanies and anyone else who is just really pissed off right now, I give you the wonder that is Lilly Allen in a duet with Olivia Rodrigo!
They should release it as a single, proceeds to Planned Parenthood.
Can you imagine the radio version though, “beep beep, beep beep, beep you very very muuuuuch.”
