my head hurts, my feet stink and i dont love jesus

every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

None of these words are in the bible.

au contraire, mon ami

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

tiramisu am i right

[ID: a hierarchy of needs triangle blanked out to have all of the needs be tiramisu. end ID.]

ok ill bite who is taylor swift

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

Thank you keemstar for providing the world with one of the funniest tweets of all time

Tag yourself, i'm Asheliigynne

seen in Portland Oregon

Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

we absolutely did not appreciate Ursula Le Guin enough while she was around, y'all

izutsumi (izutsumi) compilation

Łukasz Kowalik/Lu Svensson - Biała róża (White Rose) - hołd dla [A Tribute to] Agnes Martin, 2021 {Acrylic, archival ink, canvas}

Sir Edward Burne-Jones, School For Dragon Babies, 1884, pencil on paper

i can’t believe you posted this without posting the sequel!

It gets better and better

Oh my god. This is the same Sir Edward Burne-Jones, the famous Pre-Raphaelite painter who in the extra-dramatic BBC series about them, was played by Peter Sandys-Clarke, whose oeuvre is more usually represented by this kind of stuff:

It’s that Sir Edward Burne-Jones. Who drew all the dragonbabies at school. I’m.

People are people. Artists are artists. And sometimes you just want to draw a lot of dragon babies.

For the last stop on this FeelsTrip, they were from a sketchbook he gave his granddaughter Angela at eighteen months old; he would draw something new in it for her whenever he visited.