Perpetually Late

Cowgirl from Venus.

— American Horror Story (via hedonistpoet)

‪Challenges are really just opportunities in learning how to trust your intuition. Without complaining or feeling sorry for yourself, when issues arise just ask; what is my deepest lesson here? This allows you to remove the emotions and see the situation for what it is.‬

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

Gene Szafran, 1974

Damn I just got 💦

💕🌷 (at W Hollywood)

imagine thinking I’m an easy fuck so you invite me over and BOOM all I do is smoke up all your weed and talk about myself for 3 hours straight then go home

LOLOL this was me as a straight girl, fr fr 😭

HOW HE TREATS YOU IS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. DONT TRY TO DECODE IT OR MAKE EXCUSES ITS SIMPLE. IF HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESNT CARE, HE DOESNT CARE.

This. Except about humans in general.

Tomorrow when you wake up, the person you love can be in love with someone else.

But tomorrow when you wake up, a $100 bill will still be a $100 bill.

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

I feel like the OP is threatening me with a good time

my fiancé: honey i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding…

me, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brothel in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: i think it’s perfect

Amber Heard attends the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 7, 2018 in New York

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”

@yasqueen-yasqueen-yasqueen IS THIS YOU?

HAHAHA yes 😑 @sukherpunch

Hahahahaha I mean.. you could totally pass for 7. You got dat Benjamin button

Cate Blanchett is about to conveniently leave her gloves at Kristen’s place

Lmao that look! She shook.👀