Stevie Nicks is my adopted witchy grandmother

Would you sell your whole family to hug Ethan Torchio?

Yeah ❤️

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

learn, baby, learn!

All the normal people watching us collectively lose our minds over four (4) Italians

damiano x i wanna be your slave & zitti e buoni

the post-eurovision måneskin brainrot is astronomically strong

Me, when you first met me:

Me, after you give me time and I get comfortable with your company:

mr damiano david please

damiano and his choker ⛓

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

the representation tonite.....

I have never laughed at anything in my life as hard as I laughed at this fucking bracket

I just.

You don’t need a reason to not like a ship.  You don’t need a reason not to ship a ship, canon or otherwise.  You don’t have to prove it’s “problematic” or “abusive” or any of that shit.

You’re allowed to just not like it.  You can literally just say “eh, I don’t like it, it’s just not my thing” and that’s valid.  You don’t have to explain it or excuse it.  Just say you don’t like it and move the fuck on, for fuck’s sake.

I am BEGGING y’all.

but it’s blocking the FUCKING SUEZ CANAL–

/dies laughing/

I feel so called out

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air