*opens notes*

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

"Oh can I see what stuff you see on Tumblr?"

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

Found this gem in the comments.

damn 😟

Mr. Fluffypants is real!

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods? Where's a dumbass Hercules To gamely eat Tide Pods?