recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that
recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts
"caramelize onions, about five minutes" at what, the surface of the sun? "reduce until halved, ten minutes" using a volcano? sorry i have a shitty rental landlord special stove in my apartment, not access to nuclear fusion
tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile
Goblin Market
"Why are you so obessed with found family?"
I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever
Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that
a family can be your gay uncles, the best disney prince, and your parole officer
it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
Ch👏
Artist is Paul Kenton!
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
Husky: Uh no, I'm a husky, I don't have to follow any of your rules.
Collie: I'm sorry, did you think this was a tug of war? *body slam*
Collie: I’m sorry,
did you think this was a tug
of war? *body slam*
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
this is surprisingly useful actually
stop wasting space and add another
tres ibuprofenitos
¿En este economía?
girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía
you know he's tipsy by the way he talks so loud and the way he can't walk straight. but still he's thinking of the fans and the rwrb books that he needs to sign. 😭 man, i love him so much.
TAYLOR JAMES ZAKHAR PEREZ! I WILL LOVE YOU ETERNALLY! THE WAY YOU LOVE MY MOST BELOVED BOOK/MOVIE CHARACTER AND HOW THOUGHTFUL YOU ARE TO THE FANS WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME WEAK ON THE KNEES! WE DON'T DESERVE YOU!
I feel like taylor has now signed more rwrb books than cmq did 😂 he’s so dedicated like it is his mission in life plsss he’s so endearing and sweet 😭😭😭 even when he’s drunk the books live rent free inside his head 😂
But really tho I believe he finds so much joy in signing these books bc he can physically and genuinely interact with the fans. He says he remembers names so easily and he can recognize fans upon meeting them multiple times. He’s so 🥹🥹🥹 ugh taylor!!! He deserves the world 💖
for context: I read the hobbit first over the course of two years when I was like 13, but I'm only now starting to read lotr. having a blast tho!
anyways, reblog if you feel like it 🙌🏻
do you ever think about how leonard starts out calling barry “barry” even though we frequently see him referring to other characters by their last name because using barry’s first name—his nickname, even—is such an effective way to rub it in his face that he know who barry is, knows about his life and his friends and family
but leonard never actually uses that leverage, he doesn’t even tell lisa, and so “barry” goes from an explicit threat to an empty threat to… barry’s nickname
and leonard can’t just be calling barry by the same nickname that his friends and family use. it sounds too much like he is barry’s friend or family. which he’s not.
and it’s so much more glaring because barry is still calling him “snart” like they’re acquaintances at best, while leonard is locked into calling him “barry” like he thinks they’re BFFs
but obviously he’s far too stubborn to clumsily retreat to “allen” to put them back on even ground, so he pivots to mockingly calling barry “the flash” even to his face, even when they’re alone with the masks off (like in infantino street: he greets him with “hello, flash,” “the flash, a thief?” “the flash should remain a hero”)
but interestingly he’s still “barry” when leonard is asking him to save him from king shark. he’s “barry” when leonard is talking him down from killing in cold blood. leonard is always so intentional about the way he uses barry’s names, it is such an interesting contrast to the way barry used leonard’s
(barry, who, of course, improvised calling leonard “lenny” one time, and two people got shot over it. barry was one of them.)
characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies
