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“I have so many unfinished fics” writers check your privilege. “I have so many unstarted fic ideas” writers make some noise
what is a writer but a miserable pile of unrealised ideas
I FEEL SO CALLED OUT
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Someone: So what is your novel? Middle grade? YA? Adult? NA?
Me:
Pretty much it.
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tessabltheorist-deactivated2024
She’s breathtakingly unattractive, but she’s worth over $40 million– the only Vermeer in private hands… Last night, I got up for a scoop of orange sherbet, and she caught my eye. I just stood here in the dark squinting at her. Poor thing ruined my appetite. Even after I went back to bed, all I could hear was the hideous music she must be playing. Didn’t sleep a wink.
Raymond “Red” Reddington (via tessabltheorist)
So I made this d20 Fantasy RPG Plot Generator because there are hella Space Opera Generators but no Fantasy ones that I could find. Please credit maybe? If not, whatever, just don’t say you made it. Feel free to use for (fan)fiction or D&D/tabletop campaigns, whatever you feel like. :) I’d love to see what you guys come up with! (Or any hilarious combinations you get, lol.)
So I made this Choose Your Own Adventure Template years ago and just digitized it tonight. This is crappily done but it gives you a beginning point. This would be a four-ending story, but you can take the basic idea from this and go nuts with it. Yes, I drew all the arrows and wrote all the text with my mouse probably too fast... Whatever. I wanted this for a challenge I was going to give my friend and I, to write a c.y.o.a., but I don’t think she’s ever done one and this is how I got started. Um, feel free to use this to fill in, print, share, what have you, but please leave my name on it... Or just credit me, maybe? /)OuO(\ The grey labels in the boxes are so you can write the basic ideas in the boxes and use the labels to write them out in detail somewhere else. I think that was all I had to say about this... Besides that I’m probably writing a fanfic using this eventually. But not a Reader Insert/‘you’ story: Haven’t you all wanted to force Hannibal to make better life choices? Or have Will admit his feelings before all that shit went down? I’m kinda wanting to start a Hannigram challenge with this template haha. This template lends itself best to shorter fics but you can have a lot of fun with it. Enjoy~!
Source: sashay911.deviantart.com
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mean-cannibals
Anonymous asked:
Do you ever wonder if Mads picked up any cooking skills while playing the role of Hannibal?
I mean, he totally flambé’d my sex organs by being too damn fine while kneading those lungs in the first episode, so I’m gonna go with “yes”…
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becausebirds
Penguins: clumsy but adorable.
starshipspirk
i never wanted this to end
oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR
chimeracorp
Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers
killinghimsoftly
@byk23 these penguin facts are gold.
Good Morning Fannibals! Have you hugged a penguin today?
Source: facebook.com
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Simpler to find him than Waldo.
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#HANNICTOBER 2016 CREATIVE CALENDAR!!!
Great Fannibal Minds think (and taste??!?) alike :3 - so for the upcoming month of October this year, @hannigramprompts and I both came to the conclusion that some spooky/autumnal fun was in order!!!
SO - HERE IS A CALENDAR OF CREATIVE PROMPTS FOR ALL OF YOU FOR THE WHOLE MONTH OF OCTOBER!!!
Create art, writing, gifs, vids, performance art, elaborate dinner designs, WHATEVER YOU WANT to the daily prompt and post it on tumblr or on any other social media!!! Use the tag #Hannictober so we can find and enjoy all your Fall Fannibal Fabulous. We’ll try to reblog to our blogs, but all of you share around, and feel free to message either one of us with any questions, but it’s pretty straight forward!
Happy Pre-Hanniween everyone <3
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TARZAN HANNIGRAM AU
HANNIBAL LECTER BEING RAISED BY WOLVES IN A SECLUDED FOREST
WILL GRAHAM GOING TO INVESTIGATE BC HE’S A SMARTY PANTS ABOUT WOLVES
HE GETS KIDNAPPED BY FERAL!HANNIBAL BC WILL HAS SOME NICE BUNS HUN
CUE ALL THE SNIFFING AND TOUCHING SOFT CLOTHES AND WHY ARE YOU NOT NAKED NICE ASS HUMAN??? GET NAKED WITH ME AND LET ME SNIFF YOU SOME MORE YOU SMELL NICE. NOBODY TOUCHES THE SOFT HAIRED BOOTY PERSON. MINE
NECK BITING BC HELL YEAH.
THE VILLAGERS CLOSE TO THE FOREST NEVER TOLD WILL THAT THEY FEED THEIR CRIMINALS TO THE WOLVES
SO NOW YOU KNOW HOW HANNIBAL STAYED SO DAMN HEALTHY
RUN AWAY WILL BEFORE HE WANTS YOUR BOOTY SOME MORE
DO NOT EMPATHIZE WITH THIS MAN WILL
DO NOT TRY TO TEACH THIS FERAL MAN ENGLISH
DO NOT TRY TO SHAVE HIM OR CUT HIS HAIR
IGNORE THE FACT THAT HE HAS A BONER FOR YOU
DO NOT CUDDLE WITH THIS MAN
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damsellover
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My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.
Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.
“WE NAILED IT BOYS”
Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.
Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.
An armadillo runs across the road.
He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.
Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.
theblamegabe
Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.
A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin.
YES.
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english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
renaissavce
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
spirited-simmer
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: don’t
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit
english: squirrel
german: :)
english: oh dear
german: oak croissant
english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver
commie-saskia
english: toes
spanish: :)
english: no don’t
spanish : fingers of the feet
slurfucker
english: bowl
spanish: :)
english: oh lordy
spanish: deep plate
english: car
polish: :)
english: i changed my mind
polish: that which walks by itself
french: coccinelle
UK english: ladybird!
american english: ladybug
french: weird
dutch: :)
french: …what
dutch: the good lord’s little animal
french: …ok
irish, polish and russian: *giggling*
french: …just tell me
irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW
Wat. XD