Hi guys! I know I keep posting corona virus content, but only because I really need you to understand how important it is to 👏stay👏 the 👏fuck 👏home!

STAY THE FUCK HOME

I’m a nurse. It is so frustrating to see people out and enjoying their time on the beach and whatnot, when I want to stay home. I dont want this. I see first hand what it does. Please. Stay home. Protect us because we cant protect ourselves by staying home.

I work at a hospital and I stay home due to the fact I assume I’ve been exposed. If I can help it I have my groceries delivered to my house. I haven’t seen family or friends in a while. I miss them. I really miss my fiancé. Please stay home and quarantine.

Boosting this for the people who wont listen.

Stay

The

Fuck

Home.

RN here, week three of dealing with COVID19 patients. Everyone is starting to have breakdowns and crying fits regularly in the halls, even the 50 year old doctors who’ve been practicing for decades. Nothing we are doing is working. It feels like everyone is dying. Please stay home. We can’t take this stress.

STAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK HOME I CANT SAY IT ENOUGH

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

saw this on twitter and lost my mind for a solid 10 minutes

If you guys aren’t following oneshotquesters on tiktok are you even on tiktok???

THE BARD GHHJKFKL

@bandit-kuriboh​

I love this so much, my boyfriend questioned my sanity I was laughing so hard

so i walked into the lab today and i did a double take because i saw

a friend

a tiny friend

a tiny origiami dragon friend

TINY GOOD GREEN BOI!!

Encounter: an extremely small Green Dragon

I raise you: a super extremely small Purple Dragon

Not sure if I’ve gifted my neighbor a lovingly hand-painted wooden miniature of himself, or committed a microaggression

trying to justify buying a switch to myself

When your otp are mutually pining and there's yet another miscommunication

But secretly

Seriously

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.

Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.

(source) 

Ancient people had no idea what the bones of ancient creatures would look like or a concept of extinction. So strange bones that looked unlike modern animals were imagined based on their similarity to modern animals. A beaked dinosaur was imagined to have the head of an eagle, it’s clawed feet looked like a lion. So many mythological creatures are an assortment of different animal features, head like an X, body like a y. This may be from finding fossils which didn’t resemble any one modern animal but sort of resembled different features from various sorts of animals. 

I never thought of this before!

Low key make sense especially when they say dinosaurs had feathers lol

When I was a kid I hated meat but I loved the concept of meatballs.

This was exclusively because of a music video that used to air on PBS of the song “I Lost My Poor Meatball”. Each time it played I would watch in rapt attention and growing excitement as the meatball escaped and rolled across the landscape. My little heart would start to race and my breath would quicken in eager anticipation because at the end of the video, the meatball rolled past a snake. I loved that snake and the promise of seeing a snake made me dizzy with joy each time I heard the song or even thought about meatballs.

To this day I see a meatball and my immediate thought is “man I fucking love snakes”.

That song legit made me sob uncontrollably as a child on account of I was so upset because what if that ever happened to me? What if I ever lost my meatball?

Yeah but you might see a snake? Worth it.

Ex fucking cuse me?

There. I fixed it.

fun fact! using misleading graphics like this is seen as intentionally distorting the news in journalism, and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal, if not just completely unethical

Giza Pyramid from exactly above.

Demonic Egyption Portal

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

Y E S