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little penis boy

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i am gods weakest faggot
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tmmyhug

make philza’s wings bigger cowards

chad 20ft philza wingspan:

  • huge imposing presence
  • ideal for cuddling boys who are sleepy
  • big wind gusts
  • terrifyingly weaponizable
  • brrr mister minecraft go fast
  • can carry multiple people
  • molts giant feathers: sentimental and/or magical keepsakes
  • inconvenient size negated by magic elytra cape when folded
  • alternatively, good for silly giant wing shenanigans. he turns around and accidentally knocks someone out

virgin 8ft philza wingspan:

  • can’t get him off the ground
  • can’t cuddle
  • tiny wimpy molt feathers
  • can’t be used to terrify and/or kill enemies
  • looks cute ig??

in conclusion: give him big massive honkin’ wings or die by my hand

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faerynova

hi fully endorsed i love drawing massive wings on people. you really need the size if you actually wanna get off the ground tbh

im also fond of just Wings Out. easy to smack people in the face when hes mad at someone, even if theyre clear across the room

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hidefdoritos

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

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tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day

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worldcircus

42,000 matches .

when it all turned black with only a little fire on the side it looked like a hole burning into reality

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