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one trick ahead of disaster

@fisherklng-blog / fisherklng-blog.tumblr.com

They're quick, but I'm much faster. || KARKAT VANTAS, FISHER KING OF THE CITADEL CONDESCENSION. [Dependent Karkat (ft. Emrys) for fantasysuck, sideblog to xvxrlasting. Rules.]
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> Karkat: Enlist.

You’ve had this nightmare before.

But usually when you’re walking to your death, there are shackles around your ankles, weighing you down as you shuffle along Gallows Road.

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@2erotoniin LOOK AT ME, MARTYRING MYSELF FOR YOUR COMFORT.

niice. iill giive you ab2olutely nothiing iin exchange.

YOU ALREADY GAVE ME FOOD SO IT BALANCES OUT.

yeah 2ure. youre welcome, a22hole.

I DIDN’T EXPRESS GRATITUDE. I HAVE NEVER SAID TH*NK YOU IN MY LIFE.

two fuckiing bad.

YEAH, FOR YOU.

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@2erotoniin LOOK AT ME, MARTYRING MYSELF FOR YOUR COMFORT.

niice. iill giive you ab2olutely nothiing iin exchange.

YOU ALREADY GAVE ME FOOD SO IT BALANCES OUT.

yeah 2ure. youre welcome, a22hole.

I DIDN'T EXPRESS GRATITUDE. I HAVE NEVER SAID TH*NK YOU IN MY LIFE.

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iill tell my dad that youre beiing mean two me.

SHIT, HE TOLD ME IF I BREAK YOUR HEART HE’LL RIP MINE OUT AND EAT IT.

hell yeah.

YOU KNOW I’VE NEVER MET YOUR FATHER RIGHT.

whaaaaat really? holy 2hiit iit2 almo2t liike you 2neak iin my wiindow liike a fuckiing creeper and no one know2 ii know you. liike youre 2ome kiind of criimiinal or 2omethiing. hmm.

HOLY SHIT IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU NEVER LOCK YOUR WINDOWS.

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WHAT IF I JUST IGNORED SOLLUX UNTIL TUMBLR GIVES ME NOTIFICATIONS FOR HIS POSTS.

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I’M GOING TO EAT ATARI.

the entiirety of atarii. damn.

THE ELECTRICITY GIVES ME EXTRA POWER. FASTER HEARTBEAT. BIGGER HAIR.

you dont even know what the fuck an atarii ii2.

THIS IS TRUE, BUT I CAN BREAK INTO YOUR HOME AND DEVOUR ANYTHING THAT SAYS ATARI ON IT.

iim calliing the poliice and al2o cryiing.

THE POLICE CAN'T STOP ME. I'LL EAT YOUR TEARS TOO.

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I’M GOING TO EAT ATARI.

the entiirety of atarii. damn.

THE ELECTRICITY GIVES ME EXTRA POWER. FASTER HEARTBEAT. BIGGER HAIR.

you dont even know what the fuck an atarii ii2.

THIS IS TRUE, BUT I CAN BREAK INTO YOUR HOME AND DEVOUR ANYTHING THAT SAYS ATARI ON IT.

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THERE ARE TWO KARKATS. ONE OF THEM ONLY TELLS THE TRUTH, THE OTHER ONE ONLY TELLS LIES,

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I DON'T HAVE ANY KINKS EXCEPT FOR WHATEVER KINK MAKES PEOPLE DO RIDICULOUSLY STUPID THINGS ALL THE TIME CONSTANTLY.

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NOTHING IS INEDIBLE. SOME THINGS ARE JUST HARDER TO CONSUME AND DIGEST THAN OTHERS. MY BODY IS NOT YET STRONG ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN ITSELF WITH ROCKS, BUT SOMEDAY IT WILL BE, AND THEN I WILL BE UNDEFEATABLE.

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