Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

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I’m not gonna be active on this blog anymore. I will be active on @secretly-myself if you wanna follow me there.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

happy birthday asshole thanks for the french encyclopedia that you call a novel

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I’m not gonna be active on this blog for a while (anymore). I will be active on @secretly-myself if you wanna follow me there.

merry crit miss

“RENT is a Christmas movie,” I say into the microphone.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“she’s right.” I look around for the owner of the voice. there, in the 2nd row, stands Anthony Rapp himself, in a scarf and filming. it is December 24, 9pm Eastern Standard Time.

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it

The real gen z aesthetic is having a vague memory of Maisy mouse in the back of your head that you’ve completely forgotten about until you see a picture of her and you’re suddenly teleported back to 1999

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I’m not gonna be active on this blog for a while!I will be active on @secretly-myself if you wanna follow me there. I’ll probably be back eventually, I just don’t know when.

the most disgusting thing about having a crush is that all your bullshit daydreams now have a face. every single thing you can think of and it’s always the same asshole

Proven by science