VILLAIN ERA

am not against public displays of affection but if your relationship is destabilizing the space-time continuum maybe consider your impact on others

it's great that romance isn't dead but i am in four separate realities thanks to the effect your relationship has had on the timeline. get it together.

Official Zaricat translation

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

marcille iis in a survival horror story

Chilchuck is in The Office

Senshi is in Stardew Valley

And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi.

there's not a lot you can count on in this world but one thing never changes

Classified information about Russia's Su-57 stealth aircraft has appeared on the War Thunder forums, the internet's clearing-house for secret military information powered entirely by that XKCD comic about people being wrong on the internet.

Yes, I am going to link to the aircraft and not the comic, because one you didn't know, and the other is in your head right now.

Have a glorious day.

I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

#I firmly believe that if you offered laios the chance to instantly magically become a woman#He would excitedly ask if he could be an orc or troll or beastwoman#And then when you say it's human to human he'd lose all interest and not understand what the point would be then - by @onwardmotley

An addition to the saga of weird Elijah things during seders.

Transcript: a series of texts including a photo of a baby deer with spots peeking through a sliding glass door. A message follows saying “deer at the Seder”. The other person responds “Elijah?” In all caps.

morrowind is special because its lore and premise are in no way calculated, accessible, or marketable. it’s a game about stumbling around in the dark through a world that is utterly baffling and hostile. it is the work of unchecked occult nerds who spent half a decade working on a text-based game about dark elves aimed at nobody in particular. it’s ugly and misguided and boring in ways that wouldn’t be allowed to happen now. it’s irreplaceable

I swear he was much more skilful at this yesterday but this is far more entertaining

To quote the poem by @robotsfromouterspace

Leg so short

Short short leg

Leg so short he roll like eg

normal stuff like ghosts, murder, reincarnation, dragons and wizards. friendship. sending people to psych wards. children's card games. the usual

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

And remember... don't lose your head!

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

cocks task manager like a shotgun

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.