JOSH ROJAS LEADOFF TRIPLE??????
(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)
shutout against the reigning world series champs and julio’s first hr of the season :)
SEA: 4 TEX: 0
so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
okay this reminded me. i’m disabled and i’ve gone to the hospital a lot and one time in college during finals season i had to write my professor an email excusing my absence but the dilauded kicked in and well
i was not born in 1998
I have been absolutely LOSING IT at "hurbubeudb" for like 10 minutes and my wife is asleep next to me and I'm trying SO HARD not to wake her up but I can't stop "hurbubeudb"
if josh rojas has a million fans, then i'm one of them
if josh rojas has one fan, then i'm THAT ONE
if josh rojas has no fans, then i'm dead
my husband and i went out to see the Spy x Family movie today and i got the update about Julio’s HR on my watch in the middle of the movie and i was so excited i had to tell him about it immediately (there were like 3 other people in the theater and they weren’t anywhere near us i promise i didn’t ruin anyone’s theater experience)
me trying to decide if i’m gonna watch the second game of the doubleheader
maybe i put it on on mute and turn it off if it get bad
i decided to take a nap after the Rockies scored two runs in the first with no outs and i woke up to a very fun game to watch lmao
me trying to decide if i’m gonna watch the second game of the doubleheader
maybe i put it on on mute and turn it off if it get bad
oh this is gonna be the stupidest fucking way to lose huh
OH MY GOD JUST KIDDING
why does this team hate George Kirby
Dylan Moore i would die for you
me after 10 games: all right we’re cooked pack it in boys we’ll try again next year
me after 20 games: get in losers we’re winning the West
Houston lost again today because the Nats managed to tie the game in the 9th and win in extras
who tied the game, you ask?