characters in their 30's and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

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It takes a lot of effort to appear as disinterested as this.

I need people to keep tagging their fanfics with ”[character] centric". I'm so tired of going into my favorite characters' tags and scrolling and scrolling past hundreds of fanfics that they're just a background character in

Rants at the Hairdresser

her, behind me trimming my hair: "it's so wild how big cars are. Seems a bit dangerous, ya know?"

me, enjoying the smell of the stuff she sprayed in my hair: "Yeah, apparently that's because it's cheaper to have a car classified as a 'light truck' since you can get past safety regulations and they have different frames."

her, who has paused working on my hair: "Wait, are you serious?"

me: "Yeah, apparently it's a lot cheaper for companies to do that. And it really sucks since driving one of those cars is super dangerous, but it's even more dangerous for other people, especially if they're in a smaller car. Since it would be more safe to be another driver if they ALSO have a 'light truck,' everyone is caught in a cycle of getting bigger and bigger cars. All of which are extremely dangerous and have made being a pedestrian even more dangerous."

her: deep in thought, silent.

me, happy that someone is letting me rant about this: "Oh, the new Cadillacs are the size of tanks. That's not an exaggeration, by the way."

her, stunned: ???? "what the actual hell???"

we're silent for a bit

her, hesitantly, since I look like white trash and she has at least 10 piercings and pink hair: "I feel like America has been that way for a while... ya know?"

me: "Oh yeah, I totally get what you're saying, like, putting profit over people's safety?"

her, assured now that she knows we're both too commie pilled for this kind of conversation with someone else: "Yes! Exactly! It really sucks, right?"

me: "God, tell me about it"

I was very happy with my haircut, btw. She's so good at her job. :D

for reference this is a 21.5 hand draft horse, not quite as big as the horse that tried to kill shaq

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

If you kill something it had better be dead

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”

checks out, thank you melanie

too many people on dragon age tiktok made comments about how they were glad cassandra pentaghast was straight because they think it subverted some nebulous stereotype about wlw and i just.

idk. i am a nonbinary lesbian who hates playing video games with a male avatar and i think i deserved to romance cassandra too. also there is nothing particularly subversive to me about a straight female warrior in fantasy.

guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

coming from a chronic weed smoker: YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO LUNG DAMAGE JUST BECAUSE IT ISNT NICOTINE!!!!!

btw the message of this post is not "dont ever do anything harmful for your body" its "know the risks of whatever vices you participate in"

This made me bust out laughing

Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

this is the single best picture of an eclipse I've taken ever. it's not even close

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if my celestial dog hand gets ten thousand fucking notes I'm going to mcfreakin lose it

[Tweet by Gillian Branstetter reads “If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren’t as biological or innate as you think they are]

This post is now a work of political art that is just A+

"Why does this site have a reputation for transphobia?" - The site's literal owner, two hours ago

New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

instead of writing the fic you watch with an odd fascination as i explain it to you in detail because "we need to bring back the tradition of oral storytelling and my carpal tunnel is acting up."

everytime a female character has a hint of muscle or is vaguely gnc, all yall talk abt is pegging and violence and being thrown around like did you ever think masc/muscular women want to be treated kindly also. just a thought

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The youth are lost