Im Really Bad At Naming Shit

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

Mother and baby viewing Van Gogh's Madame Roulin and Her Baby at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, US. By the Boston Herald

I’m not sure how to look at art by Lynda Barry

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

kids arranging a playdate

Updated an older image I made since I remembered the massive document that leaked a while back. (It's directed at TERFs, if it wasn't obvious enough.)

happy fat cock friday from charles vane to those who celebrate

In 1988, ACT UP protested the FDA withholding HIV treatment due to requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.

In 2024, trans activists protested promoters of an NHS-funded report requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

Sorry Derek, I cannot reblog it without your tags as they are just... the essence. The extract 🤌

There is no way in hell I'm clicking that link hahaha

let the virus into your heart

Hang on, I'm gonna pull it up in a sandbox and find out what flavour of malware it is, brb

so what flavor was it?

Right, I forgot to report back

It was the funniest kind possible in this context: genuinely a PDF of someone's spiritual book. Malware for the mind.

Specifically, it's a book by a convicted murderer and cult leader named Rampal who leads a sect of the Kabir Panth denomination of the Sant Mat religion, which is itself a sort of highly-heterodox offshoot of Hinduism.

I would prefer normal malware tbh

you just know robin wood is never talking to any of the scooby people again after sunnydale lmao. well it's been real. thanks for availing of my mom's stuff while spitting on her memory. bye 👋

like I adore them obviously but the scoobies seem like exhausting people to be around even if you discount any and all apocalypse(s). the relationship drama alone. we root for the scoobs to adopt the likes of faith or spike because they're also absolute drama sluts but robin wood went to college, he's a high school principal, he has shit to do he does not need to hear that buffy's got a new guy and he sucks. he does not need xander alternating between being overprotective of his girl friends and making not so subtle comments about how hot robin is while still being king of the closet. he Truly does not need any further exposure to andrew. he does need a better living wage biden.

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

What

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you

‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’

- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.

The fermata suggests the indicated notation (in this case, a rest) is to continue at the discretion of the conductor. When the chosen conductor arrives, Alfred Schnittke will rise again.

this man personally inspired decades worth of showa scientists inventing shit like ultra death beams and juice that makes your eyes explode who think that these inventions could be used for the betterment of mankind somehow

is there something wrong with you folks or what

We’re here aren’t we?

[ID: Dr. Serizawa from Godzilla (1954) says “But, I believe I can find a use for the Oxygen Destroyer that would benefit society.”

Three consecutive reblogs have tagged the post, “he’s kinda spicy actually,” “very sexy of him,” and “dreamy.”

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He’s the opposite of an evil unethical mad weapon inventor though. The oxygen destroyer was the only thing that stopped Godzilla, then he burned all his research so nobody could ever build it again to turn against humans.

This left the profound understanding that we would simply all be doomed if we allow Godzilla (ie, nuclear war) to come back

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

Fwiw the comic in question is in fact, made by a gay man

“sexualizes homosexual relationships” is absolutely, 1000%, a nuclear bad take you would see here on tumblr dot hell

how could you leave this in the tags

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.