star wars: the clone wars + social media (part 1 out of ∞)

Clone Wars Adventures: Thunder Road [part I – part II – part III – part IV – part V]

skywalker dad and kids doodle

this website pisses me off, everyones always like “space is so cool!” not its not, space is bullshit and i hate everything about it, i genuinely just saw the phrase “a black hole with a mass two billion times the mass of the sun” im so pissed off, shut the fuck up, dont patronise me scientists you know i dont know what the fuck that means, my sad little brain cant comprehend the mass of one sun let alone two fucking billion, i cant even count past 10 without getting confused and youre out here talking about the mass of two billion fucking suns, shut the hell up. and dont even get me started about black holes or the expansion of the universe because thats another two seperate rants entierly. oh and apparently theres a planet made of ice except the ice is also on fire??? yeah sure fucking thing, scientists. and this is just the shit i know about. i purposely dont research space because it pisses me off so much, god knows what other fucking bullshit exists out there that ive yet to read a fucking wikipedia article about. i dont think space is real, literally everything about space is so fucking fake, this is just some elaborate fucking practicle joke. two billion times the mass of the sun, fuck you

A few of the many things I'll never get over from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

-Captain Rex running into that pipe -That god forsaken episode that is literally just R2D2 looking for a piece of fruit??? -“UNHAND ME BRIGAND” -Anakin Skywalker is an even bigger nerd than I previously thought o h no guys send hel p this hurts -spider Maul??????? -the clones -that’s it literally everything about the clones - we have an entire story arc that is basically Godzilla? And we never talk about it? -Barriss Offee BarriSS OFFEE BECAUSE GDI GIRL YOU HAD A POINT BUT YOU DIDN’T NEED TO BECOME A TERRORIST -Captain Rex running into that pipe -it is hinted that Jar Jar Binks spends a whole kriffing night getting laid and Mace Windu doesn’t even bat an EYE -“Be careful not to choke on your stupidity” -Fives’ order 66 arc -Obi-Wan stabbing a prisoner with a fork and THREATENING TO EAT HIM -HOW THE JEDI COUNCIL INSISTS UPON LEAVING EMOTIONS OUT OF MISSIONS BUT ASSIGNS A MENTALLY UNSTABLE FORMER SLAVE AND HIS TOGRUTA PADAWAN TO RESCUE THE TOGRUTA PEOPLE, WHO HAVE JUST BEEN ENSLAVED -CAPTAIN REX RUNNING INTO THAT PIPE

I couldn’t remember, what was the thing with “that pipe”… and then I remembered… never laughed so hard xD

Ahsoka being a cool aunt with Leia and… Luke? And Anakin being grumpy because of that.

palpatine hasnt slept well in 5 billion years

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obi wan when he went to padme’s apartment to tell her what anakin had done

let’s be real here you know the first time Ahsoka disobeyed a direct order or charged headlong into battle Obi-Wan had to take a moment to take a deep breath and sigh out a miserable “Oh no,” because now “there’s two of them.”

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everybody who reblogs this gets a free “padmè amidala deserved better” shirt

In life and in death and where’s my shirt?

Femslash February: Padmé Amidala and Sabé

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The signs as things my dad has said to me

Aries: “Tell the cops to wait, I’m playing Call of Duty.”

Taurus: “Fuck it, I’m going to Canada.”

Gemini: “COME HOME THIS INSTANT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES.”

Cancer:  (playing cod) “I can’t hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-olds’ asses.”

Leo: (pointing to a bruise on my hand) “Is that a hickey?”

Virgo:  “Don’t tell your mom, but I’m happy for the gays.”

Libra: “Sad movies are dumb.  I don’t want to pay ten dollars to cry for two hours.  I do that every day for free.”

Scorpio: “I want the board to change my job title from CEO to supreme leader.”

Saggitarius: “The only reason I have a facebook is to embarass your mom.”

Capricorn: “I have a crush on Eric Dane.”

Aquarius: “I’m hiding from your mother because I just told her to fight me and I’m scared she’ll win.”

Pisces: “When I die, make sure I get a viking funeral.  If I’m getting cremated, I’m getting cremated like a badass.”

The only one of these things worth reblogging

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