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no such thing as too many keychains ... ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

Sad news: Walnut the crane, famous for murdering all potential crane suitors before choosing her keeper as her mate, has died

Condolences to her widower

Maison Francesco Scognamiglio / Spring 2019 Couture

Simplicity 5250, 1972.

I gotta ask, how do people, like, do stuff???

here’s what i’ve figured out so far:

-gotta have eat first

-gotta sleep enough first

(seriously so many days i’m like “i have all afternoon I’ma Do a Thing” and then i just kinda buzz around and do Nothing and think “WHY” and then i’m like “oh yeah i’m really fuckening tired”)

-gotta be Excited About It (ADHD brain only does things if they’re Literally the Most Interesting Thing Happening Right Now) (so like, hype yourself up to work on a project, or think about how happy you’ll be with a cleaner room/all those chores done)

-gotta have small, doable first step (like, “get cloth from fabric drawer” or “open google docs”

-FUCK distractions (computer is in drawer, phone is Off)

-Engage the Senses (if task needs Brain, play vague background Music, if task needs No Brain, listen to audiobook/podcast)

-maybe set time limit so i don’t get lost??? e.g. i have a little egg timer that i use because the ticking isn’t distracting but is enough to remind me that Time is a Thing that is Passing Right Now

-gotta have Self Awareness and Thinky about the Moment (get into the habit of Consciously Noticing what you’re doing at the moment, so you’re more likely to go “wait, this isn’t what i wanted to be doing” and be able to redirect)

-be willing to redirect and try to do something else if whatever you want to do Just Isn’t Happening

-DON’T beat yourself up for only doing part of something, or failing entirely- all that does is make your brain associate “trying to do stuff” with “well that SUCKED”. Which means you don’t want to try again. Tell urself u did good for trying, and if it didn’t work, try again later, or figure out why it didn’t work and try a different way. Reward yourself for trying

this is what i’ve figured out about cajoling the Thinky No Worky Brain into Doing Stuff. it’s not 100% reliable, especially if I forget to do some of these things (like SLEEP), but it’s what i got, ya know??

I wasn’t actually expecting any answers when I made that post but damn this is really helpful, thank you <3

sorry for blogging so much i'm on a tolerance break from the sudoku app

Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

this is how right of way works on college campuses

a lot on my mind right now (broths)

I HOPE IT STAYS DARK FOREVER I HOPE THE WORST ISNT OVER AND I HOPE YOU BLINK BEFORE I DO AND I HOPE I NEVER GET SOBER AND I HOPE WHEN YOU THINK OF ME YEARS DOWN THE LINE YOU CANT FIND ONE GOOD THING TO SAY AND I HOPE THAT IF I FOUND THE STRENGTH TO WALK OUT YOUD STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY

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milo real !! @suricata-uwu @rigatoniiiiiiii @clarascottage @sea-cupid @wingsandpetals @itsanotherhateblog if u want. tagging the usual squad + prilla if u want but ur like a big time tumblr user so i'm intimidated by u. mwah <33

Tis me!

Tagging my fav mutes and friends, ofc its optional!

@midnight-bats @reservecourses @rei-does-stuff @celestiachan @frogbutbluegrey @ghostly-rowlf @lil-catty @roman-o-cheese

ALT

@lesbian-thesbian666 @antichrists-tealover

@driftwood-creature @spiderrsoup @satan-incarnate-666

@dykesism @usuallyasper

hiihihoho silly little cartoon photo of me

@honkiestofbonkies @catboy-joyfriend @dykebluejay @/whoever wants

wooo

uhh @crypt1d-crow @the-possum-prince @mymilkhasice @barbieswhores @unlikely-charlie @aura-maybe + whoever wants to teehee

wizard momence

uhh you've tagged most of the mutuals id tag so. @robynblind @dogle if either of you wanna do a fun lil picrew chain feel free

well here's mine!

uhhh @moonflowero1 and @trinityalps have fun

@badass-sunshine @shadowgirl0101

this pepper is way too small

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

because he’s a little chili

@jacensolodjo @izzyovercoffee

I’m crying over this picture

there they are

Not going anywhere in particular with this, just curious. Reblog with the number of people you have interacted with both on Tumblr and in real life.*

I believe this number is a whopping 3 for me, but I get the sense that it's much higher for some people, especially those of you in Seattle or the Bay Area.

*Tumblr is not real life, even if you think online is real life. I will die on this hill.

With all the genuine horror of Elon musk demanding technology that locks monkeys in neural agony, I take a perverse glee in knowing that one day he will die, and there's nothing he can do about it.

[Jumping up and down on my bed while pointing and laughing] You'll never transcend the divine machinery of the body! You'll never transcend the divine machinery of the body! The thing you consider your soul is inexorably instantiated in the meat and mud of your form and you'll never be free of it! Never! Never! Never!