Happy Masters of the Universe Day to those who celebrate! Normally they're $15 each, but today you can get "Bone Zone" boxer briefs for only $10!
I give AI art two thumbs up! "Who's Got Two Thumbs" by Harebrained
"Ferraris move pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it flying out of a glass garage."
Galentine's Day was a couple of days ago but that doesn't mean you can't treat yo self to some $5.99 panties. (Disclaimer: Panties do not smell like JJ's waffles- please stop asking)
I can never tell when Toad is infected. "The Mushroom Kingdom" by Harebrained.
Oh you thought I was done with Hellfire Club parodies?! I'll dig up a 30 year old Simpsons reference to prove you wrong.
I’ll keep this brief. And boxer brief. Shop Harebraineds clearance section to save some money.
Welcome to the Harebrained Quality Product Outlet Store where we promise to keep dropping panties and prices!*
*Disclaimer: We promise NOTHING. Prices will stop dropping after January 15th.
We dropped a lot of panties last month. If you could pick one up off the floor, which would you pick up and put on your butt?
Raise your hand if you were kidnapped by Krampus last night, you naughty, naughty people.
DEAD FIRST: In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes came in first place atop his horse Sweet Kiss at a Belmont Park steeplechase, despite succumbing to a heart attack mid-race. It was was his first and only victory, and to this day he is the only jockey to win a race while dead. (SFB p.164) Other fun headlines would have been "You Whinny Some, You Lose Some" and "Hard To Beat A Dead, Horse". Check out our book "Shit For Brains: Trivia You Can't Unknow" which was written and illustrated by us. (takes a bow)
Not only is $35 already a great deal, you can get an extra 20% off our Sh*t For Brains bundle with the code CYBERTIME. We had some discount codes for 75% & 50% off, but our newsletter subscribers snatched those up right away.
Thanks to all The Plastics and actual human beings who bought stuff from us this weekend! Watch your inbox tonight for the Cyber Monday promo codes!!!