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I'm The Me

@noahthetigerstar

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wapiti3

Fragmenta botanica, figuris coloratis illustrata :ab anno 1800 ad annum 1809 per sex fasciculos edita ENGLISH Fragments of botany, differing colors enlightened by the year 1800 to the year 1809 

By Jacquin, Nikolaus Joseph, Freiherr von, 1727-1817 Mathiae Andreae Schmidt. Publication info Viennae, Austriae : Typis Mathiae Andreae Schmidt, typogr. Universit., 1809. BHL Collections: Missouri Botanical Garden’s Rare Books Collection

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scottsummers

Look, everyone! This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon now it will kill me! Fear and anger only make it grow faster!

PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997) DIR. HAYAO MIYAZAKI

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i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

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aughtpunk

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

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So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

Zombie chain

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wexler

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse

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