may you live until you die

My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

There he is, the frog man

Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

Elaine, The Lady of Shallott – Edward Reginald Frampton // The Lady of Shalott – Alfred, Lord Tennyson

there’s something that’s incredible about the intersectionality and flexibility of werewolves as metaphor.

anger issues? werewolf. intrusive thoughts? werewolf. unresolved trauma? werewolf. rejection by society? werewolf. autism? werewolf. transgenderism? werewolf. queer expression of any sort? werewolf. plurality? werewolf. dissociation? werewolf. repression of any sort? werewolf. abuse cycles? werewolf. emotion so strong it physically changes you? werewolf!!!

really doing it all

Lesbian knights keep battling the perils of my tower until they reach the top to look for some captive princess and instead they find this old wizard… then they just look SO disappointed… like you literally came into MY house

On an unrelated note I’m now selling statues of buff lady knights with mildly sorrowful looks on their faces

Hmm. What’s the status of the spell “Pygmalion’s Transmutation of Stone to Flesh”?

The status of this spell is:

USE RESTRICTED

to at LEAST five hundred miles away from me and my tower, thanks

But surely it shall contain a princess the next time I go in!

target audience

Atlantic Coast - Dark Moods

Alexandra Wesche

sigh.... everybody do the wenis 🫳🤜 the wenis is a dance ✊🔄 everybody is a genius 🫵 🫵 who knows it in advance 🦵👟

Grandmaster Ahsoka in her most rich robes, ready to go to a tea party the younglings organized in the crèche.

i lied about the cas and skizz being my only hermit post ever ill probably do one of these of tango and skizz Perhaphs

Oh Foxy Foxy Fox..

Thrawn’s pov

TIL the silvery salamander only has females and they reproduce by borrowing sperm from a different species! And 0% of the male's genetic material gets passed down!

That's so weird I love nature!!

[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

Shh he is studing.

shes 24? she should be chilling in her room with the window open as a cool spring breeze blows through. and transgender

I've been watching a whole lotta false