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Mask of Shadows chapter 1: the meeting

orignal villain x heroine story

TWs: grief, fantasy violence, sleep drugging, genre-typical leering and dubcon-ey implications (tame for now)

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The soldiers deposit you inelegantly on the throne room floor. Just hours ago you walked here arm-in-arm with Lysander, heads high, crowns glittering. Now the carpet is blackened with bootprints, the room dark and reeking of ash, the screams of your people ringing in the distance.

“Your grace,” a cool, masculine voice announceds. “Welcome. I apologize for the crudeness of the circumstances, but I’m afraid I couldn’t wait for an audience.”

On the throne — your father-by-law’s throne, one day to be your husband’s — lounges a tall, lithe figure, cloaked in darkness. You can’t make out his face.

It doesn’t matter. You pull yourself up from the floor with as much authority as you can muster. “Call off your army at once. Whatever your demands, we can come to an agreement without this— this atrocity.”

He laughs, high and clear and ringing off the stone walls. Tears fill your eyes. You glimpsed the devastation yourself, as they dragged you across the courtyard: the smoke rising from the city, the wailing children and bloody cobblestones.

“Please,” you say, quietly. 

The laughter stops.

“Do you know who I am, princess?” The figure asks, cold and imperious.

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i’ve been out of this fandom for four goddam years but if we get some truly juicy lucien/ elain canon content i will come back and that is a Threat

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Anonymous asked:

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wait i could post snippets of my horny vampire fic here couldn’t i

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hi hi hi hi!!! I saw your post about not writing for Maas’ universes anymore BUT i needed to come her and CRY AND SCREAM bc your writing is phenomenal and no one writes elucien better than you (ever ever lol) and i’m so incredibly grateful you were a part of the fandom a few years back and shared your works. You are a gem, and an icon. You truly are the moment. Lyyyy

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🥺🥺🥺💙💙💙 thank you so much for this, I’ve been out of the fandom for a long time but I’m always floored by the fact that people are still discovering and liking my fics! I have no idea what’s going on with the series these days but elucien 5ever

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look I have no clue where you currently stand with the acotar fandom and how long ago you wrote for it especially elucien, but I just now found it and want to say THANK YOU for providing such incredible, soft, beautiful content for those babies🥺 if you are still writing for them, I can’t wait to read it and rave, and if you’re not, then just know that if you ever got back to them you’d have some very enthusiastic readers!! you have a gift for words! much love💕

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Omg i’m late on this response but THANK YOU SO MUCH, it’s been so so long since I was active in the fandom unfortunately but this note means the world <3 also saw your notes on my individual fics and they MADE MY DAY EVERY TIME-- it can’t be overstated how much writers love getting thoughtful comments, even on super old work! I’m not currently writing any elucien sadly but i am writing fic for my D&D campaign if you’re interested, lol <3

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read my dumb d&d fanfic

so i haven’t posted here in ten thousand years and the world is ending, but if you want to know what i’ve been up to since ghosting the world of SJM, the answer is: getting wildly into dungeons and dragons, and writing about it sometimes. And the fic for one of my campaigns is up on a03 now! 

i recommend the most recent wherein Marin, my storm sorcerer tiefling, slaps the shit out of the cranky dark elf wizard pictured with her above. Are they gonna bone? Maybe. He’s got a lot of angst. it’s complicated.

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It’s actually quite admirable how sjm wrote 3 books about Rhysand and fooled us into thinking it was Feyre’s story all along.

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Anonymous asked:

Eris is a set piece used to forward the plot and add drama with Mor and Azriel. When he is not in use he is wheeled off stage and forgotten about until the plot needs some thickening with pasty ass flour. You're right, he has no character. He's a blunt tool SJM used that honestly didn't even need a name. The main thing he has done canonically is nothing as if he is a passive object--not a character

oh my god when I opened an ask that started with “eris” my blood pressure went through the ROOF but you’re 100% right and i’m so relieved! “set piece” is an excellent phrase for it.

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i CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD to say that I CANNOT BELIEVE WE ARE HAVING ERIS DISCOURSE in THIS FUCKING DAY AND AGE Eris is NOT A CHARACTER he is a couple of QUESTIONABLE NARRATIVE DECISIONS and PLOT CONTRIVANCES MEANT TO DRIVE OTHER CHARACTERS loosely stapled together IN THE FORM OF A MILQUETOAST DOUCHEBAG who appears for ROUGHLY FOUR PAGES. there is NOTHING TO DEBATE because he IS COMPLETELY DEVOID OF SUBSTANCE.

THAT WE ARE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AT ALL is a testament to FANDOM’S ABILITY TO PUT BOWS ON PILES OF SHIT as long as they are SHAPED LIKE ATTRACTIVE WHITE MEN.

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Anonymous asked:

I wish there was a way to throw a literary coup, and just have you write the ACOTAR series from now on. I really enjoy your voice (both humor and serious!), and I'd be so interested to read what worldbuilding ideas you have. I mean, there are entire things that are swept under the rug (to begin with, is no one going to mention Rhys' rape trauma? Is no one going to mention Lucien's? wtf is this), and I think you'd give clarity to a lot of questions I still have.

Thank you for the compliment! I’ve previously proposed that I think literally everyone involved-- SJM, the readers/fandom, her publisher, and the YA community at large-- would benefit from turning the ACOTAR series into a james-patterson-esque Brand putting out one or two books a year with SJM’s name and general approval on them, but actually written by a different handpicked (and credited, obviously) author.

It’s overwhelmingly clear when Maas has written a book she didn’t feel enthusiastic about (acowar and acofas are about as passionless, forced endeavors as I can possibly imagine); why not just literally let her opt out of those and pass it off to a fresh voice that is willing to run with a sketch of a storyline and infuse it with fresh worldbuilding and new perspectives? What is the downside? It’s more books to sell, better books, forever, a system that lends itself to infinite perpetuity in a way Maas’ overreliance on the same damn 8 tropes does not. If they’re gonna shamelessly milk ACOTAR for a cash cow, well shit, go all in. Comics has done serial universes passed between writers forever and nobody has a problem with it; stuff like star wars does IP books. there’s absolutely precedence to navigate a happy medium between a “brand” and author-specific writing style that keeps a fictional universe fresh but coherent.

Anyway, i should run publishing thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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Tbh, I can imagine Mor coming out to acomaf Feyre. Acowar Feyre? Never. But honestly, I can see why she'd prefer Feyre over Rhys or Azriel and maybe Cassian (if the wings and ember story is to be taken into consideration). Idk about Amren, but personally, it's very easily to come out as lesbian to someone you've barely known for a few months as compared to people you've known for 500 years. It's a lot less intimidating. (I'm sorry if this seems random I just wanted to put this across)

It is random, but I generally agree. Too bad ACOWAR was a trash fire, huh.

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