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i cannot wait to have a wife to watch movies and cuddle up with every single night

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

RIP Stan, you made all the difference.

I’ll always share his wise words.

God bless this man who did bring so much joy to so many people. His legacy will remain.

May he be with his beloved wife again.

Thanks for the happiness, Mr. Lee. ♥

have u ever been attracted to someone’s voice?????????

cause it’s a real thing, i swear

Rest in Peace Stan Lee

Thanks for all the great memories.

You did good kid.

reblog if you support the bees 🐝

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

Uncle Gordon

a good man

i’m crying

This man😭💖💖💖💖

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

want to.. kiss…. very sleepy

cheating is gross like you really dont owe anyone anything unless you’re married so if you’re not happy dating someone just break it off it literally is that simple

and people who use “well monogamy isnt natural anyway” as an excuse are the worst because thats a lie. parrots mate for life. so do beavers. you’re just a piece of shit and thats something you need to accept and live with

R.I.P. Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

“Brown eyes are so plain and ugly you can’t even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-”

Stop.

Carnelian

Cairngorm

Cassiterite

Smoky Quartz

Zircon (brown)

Citrine

Diaspore

Dravite

Enstatite

Hessonite

That’s not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems they’re a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one. 

I am so glad someone did this.

if you don’t want someone to have brown eyes because you can’t compare them to a gem then you’re a bad writer

As a brown-eyed person, I appreciate this for a lot of reasons

Okay I’m sorry I love these a lot and I love people with brown eyes but if I have to read the words “she stared into his cairngorm orbs” i will Cease to Exist

i need a long long long long hug

God remember when u were 12 and you would just Make Art on like spare copy paper with crayola markers and an old pencil and even though you didn’t know anything about anatomy or perspective or anything you were jus happy to b Making Art and u didn’t constantly belittle your own efforts or feel like ur drawings weren’t good enough

So cold….how it would be nice to have a nice and warm gf with me