i could put a little stardust in your eyes

hey your boyfriend stole the still-beating heart of a dead god and it's kind of changing him. he's got gills now, also tentacles. yeah as a metaphor for human monstrosity and the blurred boundaries between fear, love, and worship. no we can't take it back he's started a cult and his followers won't let us near him. sorry.

and I don't want the world to see me cuz I don't think that they'd understand when everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am

Well that’s not very in love with me of you

Allison Saft, A Far Wilder Magic

How Wes, an alchemist, slept that night knowing that his crush was reading a romance novel called “Taming the Alchemist”:

March comic! No thoughts this month, just Brioche. A fun What If activity you can do with your own brioches.

the way “i love you. please let me” sounds like it’s from a jane austen novel or wuthering heights but it’s actually from a jewish fantasy book based on fma and royai

- Hitch a ride back to hotel

- Bribe concierge at hotel to allow access to Monsignor Pruitt’s room

- Shave

- Marvel at own hotness in full-length mirror

- Conceive plan to win back ex who explicitly said to stop calling

- Acquire several pairs of slim-fit jeans because plan

- Ask to use computer in hotel lobby

- Learn how to use computer

- Learn how to use dark web

- Acquire fake passport on dark web

- Avoid rest of travel party at continental breakfast buffet

- Buy box (xl)

- Hire car to drive box (xl) to cave

- Talk angel into coming to America using sign language and stick figure drawings

- Explain to angel that God’s own country has much better takeout than some hole in the ground in the Holy Land using sign language and stick figure drawings

- Explain to angel who God is (weird?) using sign language and stick figure drawings

- Buy plane ticket on computer in hotel lobby

- Bribe customs to allow smuggling of local artifacts because seductive American

- Further test seductive powers by flirting shamelessly with every stewardess on the 12 hour flight

- Spend the remaining 11 hours of the 12 hour flight in the toilet hiding from stewardesses and reassessing line of work

the best thing in the quarry are dylan's cute and awkward attempts at flirting with ryan. i love him for it.

i would just like to state that ryan and dylan are music-loving bf and podcast-loving bf and that could literally not be more perfect for each other

Honestly, I hope these two keep in touch after summer camp ends