• Can I tweet him that he’s gay?
• I’m on fire with happiness.
• Am I allowed to shove my foot up her fucked up asshole yet?
• Ohio sucks.
• I CAN GO BUY BOOBIES.
• Gay until proven straight.
• The eerie nut.
• DO YOU HAVE A BOBBY FLAY FETISH?
• Stop showing everyone your nudes.
• I’d rather you eat my ass than exist in the way that you do.
• At least you don’t eat rocks.
• Well cut my throat and spank my ass.
• Why am I an actual hunk of beef?
• I don’t wanna hear it, Captain Rasberita.
• It’s always titty time.
• I’ve always hated boys and recent events have supported my argument.
• Was his dick ever in your ass?
• He didn’t shatter my heart!
• I’m constantly concerned for my ass cheeks.
• Why was $1096 just deposited into my bank account? Do I finally have a sugar daddy?
• Do you ever just cut part of your finger off?
• This fucking little bitch kid next to me is chomping on her gum and if she doesn’t stop I’m going to rip it out of her mouth and stick it on her forehead
• When you’re buying cigs and your dad walks into the gas station and you die a little.
• I just found a vomit chunk on my bathroom floor.
• Do you think if I fake my death I can get off work?
• The gay agenda is slowly taking over the agriculture business.
• Normal teenage hangouts at abandoned asylums.
• I love how people think I’m straight.
• Your pussy eating skills brought her to a state of unconsciousness.
• Time to bond with Jesus, y’all.
• Sometimes a corn’s gotta earn a living.
• Girls who kick ass can kick my ass.
• I started imagining you as a chicken.
• I NEED MORE BIRTHDAY DICKINGS.

Hello? I was thinking about you… You called just in time! You must have felt it.

MC: I want to hear a lullaby.

Oh! A lullaby? Hm… My voice isn’t that good right now but I’ll try…

Go to sleep~ My baby~ The birds and baby lambs~ are all sleeping~ in the front yard~ and the mountains~

Oh! You can’t fall asleep for real though. I want to hear your voice longer. Aren’t you tired and anxious with all that’s happening?

Cheer up. I’m here for you.

I heard that it helps when you think about the person you like. And… you really boost me up just by relying on me. Hehe… That’s when guys feel really proud! So use me as much as you want, okay?

MC: Thank you! I’ll cheer up. I can’t wait to see you too.

Me too~! You know, let’s have our first date at the movie theater. There’s a really good romance film I like and it’s a really good film. But they’re screening it again soon. Isn’t it such good timing? I get to love again after meeting you and now my favorite movie about love is opening again!

I want to hold you hand tight in the dark, hehe. Talking about it does make me feel better… but I want to do something to make sure the situation is safe… You just stay there and stay safe… If… if you have some time to spare, you have to spend all that time thinking about me. I can get greedy…

Oh… I should hang up before I start blabbering again… I’m sure you need some rest.

Uhm, you know Romeo and Juliet, right? They met at the balcony to avoid everyone’s eyes. Let’s meet in our dreams. Then I’ll tell you I love you as much as I want and give you a huge hug. Good night.