Writing Prompts

1. “You’re asking me about math? You must be desperate.”

2. “What? You think all vampires have capes? I mean, I have a collection of them but there is no need to call me out like this.”

3. “Good luck on your plans! Call me when they go to shit!”

4. “Where was I? I was doing what any humane person would be doing. I was making jello in this time of crisis.”

5. “I resurrected a T-Rex. So, there’s that.”

6. “Who here wants to cause a ruckus with me? I’ll start.”

7. “I’m glad you’re not dead but also, I hate you.”

8. “You bought me brass knuckles? That’s so romantic.”

9. “I died again?! That’s the third time today! Why are these mortals so fragile?”

10. “Am I here to start some tomfoolery or here to bring peace? Who knows? The only thing I know is that these finger sandwiches are awful.”

Writing Prompts

1. “I’m here to drop some knowledge on all of y’all!”

2. “And that is the story on how we got banned from that grocery store.”

3. “You’re telling me I died? That’s absurd!”

4. “I’M GOING TO BE POSITIVE AND I AM GOING TO BE POSITIVE NOW!”

5. “How do the mortals say it? ‘It’s going to be lit fam.’ Is that how they say it?”

6. “Where did all this silly string come from?!”

7. “Your heart is soft and warm, that is something to embrace.”

8. “I’m dyeing my hair myself because I wanna look elegant.”

9. “The vegetables aren’t the only thing getting roasted tonight.”

10. “This isn’t how I planned it, but, it works.”

11. “You were having a bad day so I got you a cool looking rock from the store.”

12. “Don’t mind me, I just want to scream into the void for a while.”

13. “Um excuse you! Giraffes are so cool!”

14. “What? You ain’t never seen someone with this much finesse before?”

15. “Oh god, what have you done now?”

Writing Prompts

1. “Elegant? You want elegance?! I will elegantly kick you in the face!”

2. “Are we just going to pretend that there wasn’t a zombie outside?”

3. “Why aren’t you in a blanket cape? It’s cold outside.”

4. “Oh my god, I crack myself up! I’m hysterical!”

5. “Shut up and run, you wet piece of bread!”

6. “What an odd way to insult someone.”

7. “Before I had time to do anything else, I grabbed our dog and got out.”

8. “Oh my god! Did you just sneeze? That was so extra!”

9. “That flower is very handsome.”

10. “Just because I murdered someone, doesn’t make me a bad guy, it makes me a murderer.”

11. “I’m not sure why there is a cow in here and considering I’m not paid enough to care, have fun.”

12. “Have you ever died? I did a few times, it was actually quiet painful but you know what they say, no pain, no gain.”

13. “Want to take the sled and go down the stairs with it?”

14. “Yeah! Well! I am taller than you!”

15. “Let me explain. I was bored and you left me alone.”

Writing Prompts

1. “You’re asking me about math? You must be desperate.”

2. “What? You think all vampires have capes? I mean, I have a collection of them but there is no need to call me out like this.”

3. “Good luck on your plans! Call me when they go to shit!”

4. “Where was I? I was doing what any humane person would be doing. I was making jello in this time of crisis.”

5. “I resurrected a T-Rex. So, there’s that.”

6. “Who here wants to cause a ruckus with me? I’ll start.”

7. “I’m glad you’re not dead but also, I hate you.”

8. “You bought me brass knuckles? That’s so romantic.”

9. “I died again?! That’s the third time today! Why are these mortals so fragile?”

10. “Am I here to start some tomfoolery or here to bring peace? Who knows? The only thing I know is that these finger sandwiches are awful.”

OTP Questions

Writing Prompt

Spooky Prompts

1. “Who’s down for some murder?”

2. “I said no bloody axes! Not here! Not now!”

3. “I’m annoying? Really? You need to sleep in a coffin, talk about an inconvenience.”

4. “Don’t laugh at me, I’ll slice you.”

5. “No magic today! Put your wands away, we need to blend in with the mortals. I want to know their recipe for those cookies.”

6. “Am I a terrifying monster? Yes. Do I have feelings? Also yes. So, stop being so rude.”

7. “Did your shoes just pick themselves up and put themselves into the closet?”

8. “I may be a murderer but I know when my buddy is sad. Want some bread?”

9. “Move! I’m dead!”

10. “Before I command my skeleton army to murder you rotten cow tongues, any last words?”

11. “Am I being extra? Or is it because I’m dead? Oh dear, I just cannot tell.”

12. “Oh big deal, you died, get over it, I have been dead for centuries.”

13. “I am a witch, I shall bang these pots and pans until there is no more negative energy” *BANG! CLANK! BANG! CLANK! BANG!*

14. “Ever heard of a werewolf?”

15. “Why is this tavern on fire you ask? Well, you see- funny story…”

Writing Prompts

1. “I will punch them in the mouth right now.”

2. “You do realize that I’m a vampire right?”

3. “I’m sorry, did you forget that I don’t like you?!”

4. “To make things clear, I live for this drama. So, continue on.”

5. “I killed you once! Get over it!”

6. “Can we talk about how we never once had a snowball fight before?”

7. “Ready? Ready to get absolutely decimated at UNO? “

8. “Who here wants to order a pizza and forget about their problems?”

9. “I’m winning and there is nothing you can do that can stop me!”

10. “It’s ya dude! Ready to make some amazing food!”

11. “Do you ever look at someone and their cheekbones have more structure than your life will ever have? Same.”

12. “Blood is starting to become an accessory for you at this point.”

13. “Wanna pet my dog? He’s so soft! Guess what his name is?”

14. “Looking at the mess before me I realized I had no motivation to do anything about it, and continued to plan on how to rob the bank.”

15. “Oh, come on! What is a little law breaking between friends?”

Otp Questions

1. Who likes to nuzzle their head into their partner’s chest?

2. How many and what colours are the blankets they like to snuggle in?

3. Who runs up and hugs their partner and who stands arms wide open to catch their partner?

4. Who would be more likely to get matching scarves for themselves and their partner?

5. Would they much rather go on a romantic date or a laid back date? Explain why.

6. Who still gets butterflies after years of dating?

7. Who is the one who makes their partner laugh so much that their face hurts?

8. How would each of them explain how they met?

9. Who accidentally drinks too much caffeine and who has to deal with their partner bouncing off the walls?

10. Where is a special place they hold close to their hearts? Why is it special?

Writing Prompts

1. “Back on your bullshit so soon? I thought we would at least get a day.”

2. “Haven’t you heard? I’m elegant as fuck now!”

3. “Why would I care what other people think? They aren’t the ones I have to live with, I’m the only one I have to live with.”

4. “Listen to me, I love y’all so much but, y’all can be so stupid.”

5. “Does your plan include times for snacks?”

6. “I’m just saying, this could go a lot faster if I just punched them in the throat.”

7. “So, don’t be mad but I accidentally summoned a demon and he’s in the living room. But he’s nice and has a cute dog too!”

8. “I was told to create tomfoolery and so tomfoolery I shall create. *Pterodactyl screeches.*

9. “You’re an assassin who knits? Honestly, that’s cool as hell!”

10. “You can literally scale buildings and fly airplanes and shoot things with deadly accuracy but, somehow you can’t whistle?”

Writing Prompts

1. “Back on your bullshit so soon? I thought we would at least get a day.”

2. “Haven’t you heard? I’m elegant as fuck now!”

3. “Why would I care what other people think? They aren’t the ones I have to live with, I’m the only one I have to live with.”

4. “Listen to me, I love y’all so much but, y’all can be so stupid.”

5. “Does your plan include times for snacks?”

6. “I’m just saying, this could go a lot faster if I just punched them in the throat.”

7. “So, don’t be mad but I accidentally summoned a demon and he’s in the living room. But he’s nice and has a cute dog too!”

8. “I was told to create tomfoolery and so tomfoolery I shall create. *Pterodactyl screeches.*

9. “You’re an assassin who knits? Honestly, that’s cool as hell!”

10. “You can literally scale buildings and fly airplanes and shoot things with deadly accuracy but, somehow you can’t whistle?”

Writing Prompts

1. “Elegant? You want elegance?! I will elegantly kick you in the face!”

2. “Are we just going to pretend that there wasn’t a zombie outside?”

3. “Why aren’t you in a blanket cape? It’s cold outside.”

4. “Oh my god, I crack myself up! I’m hysterical!”

5. “Shut up and run, you wet piece of bread!”

6. “What an odd way to insult someone.”

7. “Before I had time to do anything else, I grabbed our dog and got out.”

8. “Oh my god! Did you just sneeze? That was so extra!”

9. “That flower is very handsome.”

10. “Just because I murdered someone, doesn’t make me a bad guy, it makes me a murderer.”

11. “I’m not sure why there is a cow in here and considering I’m not paid enough to care, have fun.”

12. “Have you ever died? I did a few times, it was actually quiet painful but you know what they say, no pain, no gain.”

13. “Want to take the sled and go down the stairs with it?”

14. “Yeah! Well! I am taller than you!”

15. “Let me explain. I was bored and you left me alone.”