apathy is a western invention you can cure yourself by imagining an exclamation point every time you see the word Love because it is imperative it is an order. love! everyone forever
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.
talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like
stop it i was trying to be gothic
I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…
the ache of nostalgia
thinking about how all of my worst mistakes, grief, bad recipes, etc were also born out of love
so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press
like we're really not gonna address the fact that he died of a "self inflicted head wound" literal hours after Boeings lawyers asked him to stay an extra day. We're not gonna speak on the fact that he told his family "if I die, it wasn't suicide " before he went to go testify. None of it huh
Oh? You haven't heard? I'm not surprised with how hard the media are parrying it
THAT TOO. LMFAOOO
HEY GUYS SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT UHHHH,
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Summary: The commentators discuss the first whistleblower's death, and what he was blowing the whistle about (reusing parts deemed unfit to go into the air, in order to save money), mention the second whistleblower's death, and that yeah -- maybe dying from a body wide infection is just a sad coincidence.
Then they mention that just days after Biden announced a new rule that would require airlines to automatically refund passengers' money if a flight is delayed or canceled, four congresspeople who get the most money from the airline industry have blocked that rule from going into effect.