the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
telling my kids this was lana del rey
“We’re not halfway done with the flight and I don’t think I can do any more. With him.”
scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer
“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head
🝮 made by me 🝮
I think everyone should make dumb ugly zines and bad music and write shitty books with weird premises and publish them for pay what you will online. I think people should write plays that are only ever intended to be performed with their friends in their living rooms. I think people who like ttrpgs should explore bizarre itch.io games and new systems that have no affiliation whatsoever with any major publishing house. If youre lucky enough to have a cool local community radio station nearby you should listen to that and what people close to you have to say and what they’re creating that has no focus on being nationally appealing. I just think creation should be more joyful and local both in a geographic sense and a personal and social sense and unconcerned with whether or not it will be commercially viable or slick or even good beyond your own pride in it. And I think it’s good to seek out art that exists for its own sake or to appeal to the community it was created within
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions
“how can a horror movie be comforting” sigh……. u wouldn’t get it
no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".
Wish there was no other jobs besides growing strawberries, author, cafe owner and librarian
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being