Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns.

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

I love malicious compliance

HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS. 

They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!

Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks. 

My favourites included: 

-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.

-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil cases 

Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS “CHOKING HAZARDS”. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDN’T EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)

-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day. 

-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class. 

Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Y’know, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup. 

Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken into– Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldn’t even open.

I don’t know who did it, or what group of people did it, but they’re all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again. 

@bichcarito I hope you'll notice :"V

HAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDD

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

Don’t forget bi and pan rights !

this reply is so funny to me. sorry straights™, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now

reblog if you support the gay cinematic universe

You know how the majority of Pokemon look relatively similar to each other and have generally consistent occupations and themes surrounding them?

And how Pokemon can sometimes use human language?

And can be humanoid?

Anyway, Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are a type of Pokemon, but no one brings it up because there’s already a lot going on in the world, ya know

A bold claim, but well-founded.

Assigned Cop At Birth

If Phineas Flynn works for Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. ①

This is NOT an AU.  It doesn’t matter if you draw a picture of the same topic(Phineas works for Dr. D ) as me without my permission.

op how does it feel to have created the funniest image in the world

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

thank u for ur contribution, Iceland

writers search history be like

yeah, tha'ts my life

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if you want support me, you can do it here:

IS THIS REAL LIFE???

don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos

YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

I FOUND IT, I FINALLY FOUND IT

las comisiones ya estan cerradas!//closed commissions! commission PARA

En compensación por mi inactividad por los últimos años les dejo un dibujo ^^... espero perdonen a este pobre chico por abandonarlos.

Lmao...me desaparezco por un tiempo y tengo más notas que cuando estoy activa x'D

Hola wenass!!! ¿Me echaron de menos? Yo sé que no 😎👉👉

Vuelvo parcialmente (digo esto porque la 2° temporada de Dr Stone sigue en emision equisde) ya que estoy trabajando en un pequeño proyecto con @yeblyasoyka (el cual dentro de poquito comenzaremos a publicar en el blog propio que le creamos)

Se llama @ask-harumi-y-saya UwU

Asique vayan a seguirlo y a brindarle vuestro cariño y apoyo...porque tanto yeblya como yo estamos muy emocionadas de compartiros esta pequeña idea ^^💙👌

Pd: ya hay un par de cositas en los borradores y estamos trabajando en nuevo contenido 👀👀👀👀 (+ podéis mandarnos ideas)

(Igual cuando se publique la bienvenida lo reblogueare uwu)

¡Buenas, amistades!

Llegando para hacer reblog, y que también mis seguidores sepan sobre este proyecto en el que P1 y yo llevamos trabajando algo de tiempo

¡La verdad es que estamos bastante emocionadas por esto! Y realmente nos encantaría que fueran a apoyar esta idea en la que hemos trabajado. Si les interesa pueden ir a: @ask-harumi-y-saya

Seguirnos no cuesta nada, y además se llevarán muchas sorpresas ;)💗

Darling..~

Tu nuevo novio necesita más que solo frotarse contra ti en las noches, el quiere estar dentro de ti..

the mai/azula/ty lee friendship is overall pretty toxic but we should not forget that they asked azula what she wanted for the drill and she said “triple throne for me and the homies”

faunt mini hobbit

:p por ahora rectifico el borrador de la historia la subiré esta semana que viene.