Existentialism

Mcgnagall: Mr Potter! What are you still doing here I dismissed class ten minuites ago. 

Best Man

Based on this text post. Remus played by @asktheboywholived​.

trans Harry Potter due to recent author related events 🍑

Breakfast during the Chamber of Secrets

((Based on this vine))

YES I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THIS

Meet Joe Chang, the only boy in the Ravenclaw Quidditch team

*A few minutes before the Ravenclaw vs. Hufflepuff quidditch game*

I LOOK LIKE A TWEEN *sobs* but I just had this idea in mind for a while ? ? (yes it is my duty to censor)

in case you don’t get the reference.

A Charlie with some fresh scars.

Bonus:

Charlie's spirit animal is actually Jim Hawkins.

Love Wars

Based on this text post. Dorcas played by @asktheboywholived​.

(( OOC: James and Lily are online for a bit. )) 

@sirussly​

They’re up to no good

Attention

(( Based on this post by @mischiefhasbeenmanaged with @askmoonyloonylupin playing Andromeda ))

((OOC: Also thanks to @askslytherin-dorcas who sent us some hilarious posts like this ))

293. The marauders getting tattoos of the moon that wax and wane in real time so they’ll always be able to keep track of remus’s furry little problem

American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.

“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

(Ron’s already onto this metaphor guys)

Children will never have sex! Children should never participate in decisions about their own health and safety! The idea of sexual intercourse, consent giving, compulsion, domestic violence, and emotional and verbal abuse will be presented in a “secure, risk-free way” and if you get attacked, it’s going to be fine.

So not only are you about to have sex; you’re likely not going to be doing it safely, with any education about associated disease, prevention, or help, and will be so ashamed of pursuing this you will very likely conceal even parts of your risk-taking from medical professionals out of “vulgarity” and sheer mortification.

“This is school, not the real world” apparently are mutually exclusive and no one can be having sex, be in an abusive relationship, or develop addictions. Also child predators, family abuse and molestation, and “attacking children” is 10/10 what happens all the time and not talking about it only makes the statistics more skewed as more people refuse to come forward.

So yeah. This is a PERFECT metaphor for any parents who don’t see the value of “vulgar” sex education and preach abstinence only. Just because you learn defensive spells doesn’t mean you’ll have to use them. But don’t you feel better your kids knowing what might happen and having at least an iota of understanding?

Love, an OB/GYN’s daughter.

years later Harry finally asked him how he did that trick

Of Mothers and Sons Astoria & Scorpius, 2007 and 2019

Monthly Troubles

((HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST WOLF!!))