heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

sam.

can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

Petition that British citizens who have participated in the Palestinian Genocide be prosecuted on return

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the thing about the killering murder is that when you look close enough its really just a murdering killer

are they really “fem presenting” or do they just have boobs. are they really “masc presenting” or do they just have facial hair

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

Everything abt this

my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

^ me whenever i go crazy about a female character with massive tits

I drew the gang,

my horrible hybrid of all of them

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings