If I say something horny will you all forgive me

swamp jimin hwaiting

tony soprano after seeing the avengers: i'd rather be chopped fuckin cheese on a whore's ass than see this shit again

the thing that i find really compelling about armand is how he’s kind of just a black hole. the repeated image of him reading books by flipping rapidly through them and then discarding them like empty shells, the way he binge watches silent films and blade runner and videos of himself reading poetry, the idea that the beauty of his face can all of a sudden collapse like melting wax bc there’s no substance behind it, his desperate need to be loved loved loved by someone who can make him belong in the time he's in… he’s a void with teeth. this makes him sympathetic because he can be so childlike and open but it also makes him capable of like, off the charts evil AND - this is crucial - it makes him fucking weird. what doesn’t kill you for 500 years makes you obsessed with blenders. this post got away from me 

in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

mlp roleplay [18+ only]

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

what

*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

dude are we talking horses

couldn't find the painting behind louis yet but i found these two!!

this threatening aura