Ancient Unknowable Evil

I want bad gay rep written by gay writers i want messy and mentally ill gay people who kill and cause a lot of problems on purpose and doesn’t redeem themselves i want gay people that are worse

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

no youre right. youre absolutely right

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

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No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

She... she does

whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

God the WORST thing to be told as a kid with untreated adhd was "You're smart! I know you can do it. You just have to try."

Man I fucking hate like 99% of modern guro. It manages to get to "what if GORE made people HORNY" or "What if BODY was OBJECT" and doesn't move a single solitary inch past it. I feel like it's a massive unexplored artistic frontier that nobody has really touched.

The horror of the pristine, the tenderness of cleaning a wound, body as action, body as verb, body as flow, Gore as mild social faux-pas, Gore as hygiene, the horror of hygiene, Gore as self-care, Gore as normality, the violence of conformity, the horror of self-knowledge, the agony of self-love, etc, etc.

new mountain dew baka blast because youre so stupid

Chivalry, but in an explicitly queer way

Duty, divorced from militaristic connotations, doing the right thing because it is the right thing and because it needs to be done even if nobody will thank you for it

Tradition, as connection and humanity and the knowledge that there are some things we have done for thousands of years because we love each other

Actually I want to reclaim a lot of words from right-wingers/conservatives

mad respect for our men in stem (sewing, tidying up, errand running, making dinner)

I drink all this goddamn water and for what. Just to piss? This planet is a prison

I think that every night it should be pouring rain so i can listen to it and chill in bed. And that every day should be mild and sunny so i can take my daily walk. and if its not then i will be throwing a huge tantrum

Everyone who has to work retail today should be allowed to assault one customer for free

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.