WHAT

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

some dude on tinder probably:

hey! 😄 im a huge nerd that loves game of thrones, cuddling, and cock and ball torture!

Conflicts in literature: post–post–post modernism

•man vs. gender •man vs. weed •man vs. discourse

me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

cowboys are just pirates that are too stupid to go on a boat and pirates are just cowboys that are too stupid to invent a revolver. its equality. i will entertain no further arguments

Animal Collective- Prospect Hummer

your cat is a friendly brother who’d offer his heart with allegiance and if he could talk we’d be best friends the only friend he has is his food bowl

i see a komodo dragon and i think, “well that dude fucks”

hoho! this is me every time i see someone drinking a ginger ale!

are you god

Am I a man? Or am I an abomination?

I am both.

I am Gamer

Spider man needa stop wasting that web string on nonsense and shoot that stuff that up my

I’m so glad some merciful God stopped him before he finished typing

twin peaks…….

THAT BOY ATE DONUTS!

YOU        CHOICE THE GOOSE

lead the way grass cowboy

Let’s cut the military budget or at least use it for something useful like the confiscation of all anime related items

gamers be playing darked soul