are you kidding are you kidding are you kidding it’s cANON OH MY G O D AHJSJDJSKS

You love me?

You’re such an idiot.

I love you too. 

Robert Downey Jr is so adorable!!!!

( 2012)

Movie critics: Venom is a terrible film.

Literally everyone else: 

me staring off into the void thinking about old rp partners i miss dearly:

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

Both my friends who watched venom with me said they wouldn’t want a symbiote and I’m like bitch are you thick???? You’re immortal and have a buddy who knows everything ya want n is always there for u and loves and cares for ya and you can eat whatever you want and if ya gotta eat som ppl every now n then so WHAT?! sign me tf up i already have a list of folks who could use some getting eaten. cowards.

My man has three (3) PhDs just so y'all know and just so antis have another reason to suck my ass

You throw another moon at me and I’m gonna lose it!

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop

Peter Parker: no let her finish 

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY