Hello Young Wizard

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

Top tier glub shitto sentence.

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

>large >unbelievably powerful >hurts to look at for too long

^ this is an angel

-wheels within wheels (look at it (and this picture doesn't even really convey the scale of interconnected circular structures))

-covered in eyes (sensors)

-too large to see the whole thing at once

-too intricate for one mortal mind to grasp the whole thing at once

-brings cryptic messages about the nature of reality

-benevolent, but will kill you with invisible rays if you try to fuck with it while it's on the job

This makes scientists and technicians priests, which also tracks in some ways.

with credit to a certain someone

The L in LGBT is short for Lady who... erm, how shall I put this... prefers the company of women

The B in LGBT is short for "bonus 10% damage against everyone"

the T stands for "That's against community guidelines"

Ballpoint penis

so close! they are actually at the other end

Oh wow. Listening and learning.

(via)

dirk and todd are on the case!!

the difference between setting something free and setting something loose is a matter of definition

please someone tell me why the image of the guy from my old social studies textbook is everywhere

I do not believe that your textbook had this image:

llyn and holland for @befeatheredbiped !

I'm obsessed with this clip

riz: *dives into lava under the gym floorboards*

kipperlilly also under the floorboards: