“You’re embarrassing yourself in front of Green Arrow”

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

“perfect”

she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

Fallout, Fallout never changes….

Here, I fixed it for you:

Reading old replies makes this post better:

rest in peace, my man

censoring his name is like closing the eyes on a corpse

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

OH MY GOD

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

rwby shitposting - 5/??

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

relatable seals at the end there

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

I need more of this shit!

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

G!!

Give me an A!!!

A!!!

Give me a T!!!

T!!!

Give me an O!!!

O!!!!

Give me an R!!!

R!!!!!!

Give me another A!!!

A!!!!!

Give me a D!!!

D!!!!!

And give me an E!!!

E!!!!!!!!!

What’s that spell??!!

GATORADE!!!!!!!!

wait

River Rat (Rogue Archetype)

Not all pirates sail the ocean or ply the depths of space. Indeed, river pirates are occasionally a thing in history. I actually live pretty close to a cave system, Cave-In-Rock by name, which has historically been a hideout for highwaymen and river pirates alike.

It only makes sense, after all. If trade routes exist there will be those seeking to profit from them, so naturally this would apply to rivers as well. With that in mind, today’s archetype seeks to portray that same sort of river-bound ne’er-do-well.

That being said, this archetype could easily also be used for any river folk that live by their wits and a deep understanding of the river.

Agile and savvy in the shallows and marshlands, these rogues can move much faster in such areas than most.

Additionally, their proximity to those environments inoculates them against the diseases and poisons common to such areas.

The rogue talents associated with this archetype include hiding and moving in the wilds, swimming, and attacking from ambush.

A simple archetype, but a useful one if you’re planning on playing in a game set in a river-laden region. Pretty much any rogue build can be used with this archetype, though they do indeed make useful boat pilots and aquatic ambushers.

Regardless of their disposition, these rogues are perfect for recreating the sort of folktale feel that comes from the era of steamboats in the cultural memory of Americana. Of course, consider also researching other examples of river piracy across the world for more inspiration as well.

  As useful as it is for travel, the Gray River is notorious for dragging mortals under, which only adds to the reputation when grasping undead hands are added to the undertow. The duskwalker Alag Venshor patrols the river, searching for undead to lay to rest, his crew sporting a variety of undead-hunting techniques, but also mastering the art of river ambush to turn the tables on the dead.

Normally a gregacious sort, Velder Truesparrow has become withdrawn lately, spending long nights on his raft, drinking far from shore. Some say the halfling saw something terrible, but what exactly is unknown. He will be needed to discover the truth of the matter.

Every year, the snakes of Velock swarm the river to breed. The river folk avoid those shores during those times, not just for fear of being bitten, but also due to rumors of their behavior being influenced by occult power, though exactly how no one knows.

2008 was a better time…

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

you’re welcome

Black cat

you. awe. vawid.